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To want to wash Kate on The Apprentice's face

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Bathsheba · 03/06/2009 22:04

I honestly want to grab her like I grab my 2 year old, and attack her with a wet soapy flannel and wash all that shiney shinely sparkly make up off her face...

I have no idea about her "knowledge of business" but I do just want to clean her and explain the words "matt" and "natural" to her in one syllable words.

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poopscoop · 03/06/2009 22:07

agree she is caked in it.

Wolfcub · 03/06/2009 22:10

she looks like pneumatic barbie. Then again I don't think that any woman looks good in that much make up.

maggie21 · 03/06/2009 22:11

OK, there's 3 of us now...we could definately take her...

StayFrosty · 03/06/2009 22:12

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poopscoop · 03/06/2009 22:13

blimey look at lorraine now different woman. bbc2 now

Lilyloo · 03/06/2009 22:14

yadnbu

Mistymoo · 03/06/2009 22:15

wow she does look good, no red lippy

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Bathsheba · 03/06/2009 22:15

I'm 7 weeks pregnant, so very very hormonal..

If I could stay awake long enough I could take her by myself...!!!!!!!!!

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clemette · 03/06/2009 22:15

I just want to wash Yasmina's hair!

HerBeatitudeLittleBella · 03/06/2009 22:15

I'd settle for slapping it...

poopscoop · 03/06/2009 22:20

i think james is brill. what was i? I bring ignorance to the table! that killed me! And those facial expressions when he doesnt know what to say are hilarious

TrillianAstra · 03/06/2009 22:23

I don't personally want to wash Yasmina's hair (you'd get greasy hands!), but someone needs to do it.

BusinessBarbie · 03/06/2009 22:24

How very dare you!

TrillianAstra · 03/06/2009 22:27

You should at the very least be using Lamcome make-up remover, not soap

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Bathsheba · 03/06/2009 22:29

Its a TV programme - do they not have make up people....

And lets face it, the other girls can be very very ruthless about each others "performance in business" (I always find the word usiness faintly amusing I have to say...) so surely they'd also tell each other that they look like a unicorn had thrown up on their face...

"I know what'll knock them dead in the boardroom and show that I'm a serious and ambitious woman.....glitter, glitter and more glitter..."

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StayFrosty · 03/06/2009 22:31

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TrillianAstra · 03/06/2009 22:44

You didn't see Lorraine on BBC2 then Frosty? hair washed, dyed, slightly curled around.

thederkinsdame · 03/06/2009 23:28

Kate looks like she was made in a toy factory. I don't think the make up washes off, I think it was airbrushed on. Her abnormally white teeth really freak me out, too.

discoball · 03/06/2009 23:35

Having watched the Apprentice tonight, I must say that there was a shot of Kate taking off her make-up and I thought she looked lovely - much better than when she is caked in it (although you have to admit she is still pretty)!! I can't decide who I want to win the final - am torn! And I think it's Nick and Margaret that make the show!! PS Kate's teeth - yes, they do look abnormally white!!! (I'm just jealous)!!

lisad123 · 03/06/2009 23:44

no see you need to take a trowel to Debra's makeup! and Kate need s a good bit of makeup removal.

I love James think he is fabby

Twinklemegan · 04/06/2009 00:02

YANBU. But only to wipe that smug expression away. I'm gutted that Deborah got fired instead of "perfect" Kate. I'm thinking Sralan definitely wants Yasmina.

Fairynufff · 04/06/2009 13:38

What a bitchy thread

wasabipeanut · 04/06/2009 13:45

I don't like Kate. I am suspicious of anyone that polished and I don't think she'll win.

She was the only one that didn't cry when James got booted. She IS a robot.

etchasketch · 04/06/2009 13:49

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Iklboo · 04/06/2009 13:53

Deborah looks like the Moon off of out of The Mighty Boosh