to think nobody on here likes me, and it's because my name doesn't give the right image

[smallegg]

i think i need a name change.

i'm not sure small egg is working

Think big samll egg
Think:
Eggciting
eggsquite
eggcredible

eggsquisite

Faberge

Eggstreme

smallleg - sounds the same but is funny (at least to me)

I was originally Itsahardknocklife but changed when I felt I needed something a bit stronger. My name has been criticised for being a bit aggressive, but that's a risk I guess.
How about smalleggbiggun

Eggcentric
Eggcetera
TheWorldIsMyEgg