to think nobody on here likes me, and it's because my name doesn't give the right image

[smallegg]

i think i need a name change.

i'm not sure small egg is working

I have never noticed you before. I agree you definitely need a better name though. Something more memorable.

How about MassiveFuckOffHugeEgg?

RottenEgg at Halloween

bella, yes

suppose it could be worse, i could have called myself dullegg

Actually I think its quite difficult to get yourself DISliked on MN.

Some suggestions for a namechange...

TheArtyShopper
EggyShopper
EggGoesSwimming
HolidayEgg

All fairly banal but you get the idea....

d'you know, I haven't seen many "eggs" on MN. Lots of monkeys, shoes....hardly any eggs. You are filling an important gap in the MN name market. Be proud!

ScrambledEgg if you're having a bad day?

Ova would be a good name.

change your name to grandoeuf. Much more memorable.

EggstraEggstra

Eggsaplenty

EggstremleyEggcellent

Eggsonyourface

Eggyblonde

meant petitoeuf but actually grandoeuf sounds, well, grand

I recognise you smallegg. I've been on a few threads with you, I like your small name

TheEGGSfactor?

nice try madameovary, but even my hobbies are dull.

titsalina

Ha- it wasn't taken! But it is now!

I love TheEGGSFactor

HugeEverlastingBadEgg

IME you are more memorable if your MN ID is shortened to initials as a matter of course by posters who cant be arsed writing it all out

HEBE

Titsalina, Eggyblonde

I like the changeability(is that a word?) of it, that would be fun.

Haha i used to call my friend Eggyblonde, she was a tall leggy blonde but she would eat so many Eggs, her Dad was a Chicken Farmer so she used to get free Eggs when she was at Uni.

EggstremleyEggcellent
is pretty good.

Poppity - for Christmas: PoppitInYerStocking

OP, I think your name is fun!! Lots of possibilities...

You could also have

EggseptionalyEggcellent

At least you are not SmallEggMum2344959

yes mme, it could be worse i guess!

The EggsFactor is good.

EggingHerOn

EggOnMyFace

FabergeEgg