to think nobody on here likes me, and it's because my name doesn't give the right image

[smallegg]

i think i need a name change.

i'm not sure small egg is working

EggsAkimbo
EggsEleven
EggingYouPlease
EggandMog

PMSL at provinciallady and bella

generationeggs
thegreateggscape

theEGGSfactor is my fave

< bows >

Oooo yes!
You're good at this Geo

You could go all wealthy with fabergeegg

i rather like smallegg as a name too. And i shall remember you now.
Eggs are wonderful, fragile, yet protective, a fabulous shape and very tasty and nutritious. Stay smallegg but post MORE!

yy to posting more

a scattergun approach would do the trick

go for it

Oops smallegg didnt mean to imply you were dull, just my ideas!

Another vote for TheEggsFactor here.

smallegg is fine. tis neither here nor there really in giving off an impression.

you could always go for minieggs. I miss mini eggs......the crunch surrounding the scrummy chocolate...........yummy

you have got a boring name.... (i've never heard of you)...but tbh, names arn't that inportant.....it's all about what you say.

plus i hate eggs

LOL at all the egg name ideas, but the problem is i don't think i want to be an egg anymore.

but lol at mollys description of an egg
"Eggs are wonderful, fragile, yet protective, a fabulous shape and very tasty and nutritious"

that is brill.

Poppity, another one for the summer: PoppitInTheBeachBag

smallegg, now you will have to keep us posted on your future namechange!

not even EGGSmarksthespot ??

I can't help myself but think up egg names now

you need a name like mine

smallbutperfectlyformed

Please Deborah, don't bring this thread down to your level. We're all Telegraph readers on here.

OK so you don't want egg you don't want small - so tis wide open then. Could be anything!

I have always fancied HelenAHandbasket - I could offer it to you foc.

Someone wrote 'top sausage, good egg' on a card when I had ds1 11 years ago.

I only realised when I was sorting out cards and things a couple of years ago what it meant! I just thought he was writing some hippy shit.

So if you call yourself good egg I may imagine you bursting from a follicle, but I will probably be the only one.

i don't actually read it. i jsut lookat the pictures and tut.

But we all think of you as the egg lady now.

You could go for WeeBitBigLittleWeeEgg ((courtesy of DS who described someone as a wee bit big little wee man)

Listen to mollyroger. She's very good at names.

Or just go for the understated yet classy and be just Egg. Has a nice solid ring to it.