to find this annoying? any similar situations?

[isittooearlyforgin]

i was in this cafe the other day and it was all very pleasant, but having placed an order it took an absolute age to receive any food. This may have been because one of the chefs (a smallish red head) had to pop out to get one of the main ingredients. You'd think a going concern like this would stock most store cupboard essentials wouldn't you?
What a to do!

what annoys me is that he always goes by spoon, if only he would take the bus it would be so much quicker

I have a secret crush on the big one

My main complaint is the size of the servings! i'm starving when i go in and when i come out!

Personally, I prefer to go somewhere where I'm given a choice. From a proper menu.

He uses the little one as an anal dildo when the customers aren't looking.

well I wouldn't mind so much but i'd just that morning left my daughter with the childminder, who I'm beginning to have some serious doubts about. Its the patronising platitudes she offers every bloody morning not to mention her ridiculous dress sense. Is this reason enough to dump her? she seems quite good with the kids

Well I've heard of a good nursery where every adult visitor dresses in distinguishing colours and you can join in the fun too!

The teacher must spend an age getting her hair to turn out at the bottom like that too!

OK think I'm missing something here...please some one put me out of my misery

SPB - CBeebies!

It's a Cbeebies thing, Bear!

Oh I watch that!
(Whenever DS is I mean )
Am just being thick!
I thought those sweetcorn things looked nice today.

Big Cook Ben always looks faintly embarrassed to be big cook (probably spent 4 years at RADA bless him) whilst no such qualms for Small, and personally I put up with the limited menu for the joy of being in 'the cleanest cafe in town'

Well apart from him walking over all the 'clean' surfaces in his shoes

I can't watch it. Little Cook freaks me out!

Bu then I'm not good with things which are unnaturally small - cherry tomatoes are of the devil!

They are actually serious stand up comedians! They must have started BCLC when they were really skint or something

Isittooearly ....your CM has a drink problem.

Oh yes I can see Granny Murray with the gin under the sink!

i think it stated as big cock little cock, then they adapted it for a younger audience.

or not.

lynette - i see what you mean now - it makes a lot of sense!

solid gold - it is something i'd long suspected!!

I know that cafe because I work in the soap factory opposite.

The other day, this woman insisted on touring the entire plant and letting her dog sniff everything.

The only justification she offered was that she had "run out," and apparently needed to take a whole day out to resolve the situation.