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AIBU Books - Part 3

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MoominMymbleandMy · 07/05/2009 21:07

I can't get into the old thread so I think we filled it up! I hope everyone finds the new one.

So nice, shiny new thread, nice shiny new AIBU.

AIBU to be jealous of my DH's correspondence with a stranger?

Pogle, I feel I ought to know yours but I'm not getting anywhere.

Maria, this isn't ringing bells at all now. Doh!

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MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 12:06

Afternoon all!

Well done, Pogle, I am indeed poor Gobbolino, the Witch's Cat. I remember crying over that, as did the DD when I read it to her.

And you were still right about Nurse Matilda because Nanny McPhee was what they renamed the character when they made a film loosely based on the books.

Esther's Room, was really enjoyable and very AF in style but Patrick and a condom! He's so RC he disapproves of Vatican II. Yuck!

I need to do some pondering but in the meantime AIBU to not want my friend to bring the giant tortoise with us?

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MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 12:36

Pogle, another clue, please?!

Stripey, this sounds very Victorian, but I can't place it, perhaps a bit more detail, please?!

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CJCregg · 10/05/2009 14:21

AIBU to want to kill my ex-husband? (Oops, sorry, wrong thread - not having a good day in RL)

Start again ... AIBU to think my husband's a bit obsessed with planting trees?

MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 14:37

Hi CJ, have a non-MN hug on the sly. RL is a PITA at times.

Might your DH's obsession be something to do with a maze?

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Pogleswood · 10/05/2009 16:35

Cj,do you live in Australia? Still baffled by Stripey's,and Moomin's - Giant Tortoise??!
I should do this job as I am the youngest,but my friend is smaller,so I think it would be alright for him to swap...

MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 16:58

Well, I am flattered that my friend should want to name the tortoise after me but it must weigh a ton! Where are we going to store it?

Pogle, are you at a famous public school?

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llandb · 10/05/2009 17:11

Lurking, puzzled

pollywobbledoodle · 10/05/2009 20:21

moomin...thank you for explaining that nanny mcphee came from nurse matilda....i thought i'd just got it wrong!

cj are you living in elizabethan times?

MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 22:13

Polly, no problem. I think there are three Nurse Matilda books and one bonus of the film is that they've just been reprinted.
They're by Christianna Brand and they've got gorgeous illustrations by Edward Ardizzone.

I can think of a couple of possible candidates for Pogle and CJ's, so I just need them to turn up and tell me I'm on the wrong track!

...well, how do you transport a live one-ton tortoise on a ship? It may well be an undiscovered species, but it isn't what you'd call portable...

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CJCregg · 10/05/2009 22:16

Hi all,

Thanks Moomin for the hug, have had a shit day so it makes all the difference. Hopefully the MN police won't be patrolling this thread ...

Utterly befuddled by your tortoise, I'm afraid. And Pogle's schoolboy ...

I'm neither Elizabethan nor in Australia. Very English, brought up nicely though a bit wild. He's planting the trees because he loves me!

MoominMymbleandMy · 10/05/2009 22:29

Hi CJ, nice to see you back although, as I suspected, you have just knocked down all my candidates for tree planters like a row of skittles!

Hmm, might your lad have had a stint in South America before embarking on the planting for love?

...I think we will have to take my namesake tortoise. It has cheered up my friend no end and he's been through a rough time lately. He was wounded in a duel and operated on himself to remove the bullet...

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StripeyOss · 10/05/2009 23:49

hmm.. clue?

1 - Oh what a tangled web we weave when there is No-one to unravel them and set the trapped souls free.

2- its fantasy fiction btw.

Quattrocento · 10/05/2009 23:51

CJ - I might be barking up the wrong tree here but did he spell your name in flowering cherries in the wood he planted?

CJCregg · 11/05/2009 00:05

Quattro, you are bang on the nose - he did indeed.

Night, all.

MoominMymbleandMy · 11/05/2009 00:05

Stripey, Eeek! Not Wilkie Collins then!

Night all, I'll hope some inspiration strikes during slumber.

...I wonder if there's anything in Admiralty regulations about keeping giant tortoises on board...

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pollywobbledoodle · 11/05/2009 00:57

moomin was the tortoise carried on a ship named after a breed of dog?

Pogleswood · 11/05/2009 18:57

Evening all! Pollywobbledoodle,that puts things in a whole new light - my mental picture for Moomin's was more along the lines of a childrens picture book by Judith Kerr - which explains why I was getting nowhere!

I am not at a famous public school - but I'm not at a 'normal'school either.Keep getting into trouble now - people come to get me when they really want my friend.We have found a secret passage...

llandb · 11/05/2009 20:37
Poledra · 11/05/2009 21:39

Gaaaah, this thread is not good for my health - I know I know StripeyOss's, but I'm damned if I can think of it. It's like an itch you can't scratch! Is it by Orson Scott Card by any chance?

Moomin, no idea 'bout your tortoise but sounds interesting.

pollywobbledoodle · 11/05/2009 22:20

pogle you're assuming it is on the right lines

have no idea about any of the others!

stripeyoss love your name....i have the tshirt...are you from the black country by any chance? [that is you, not your character btw}

MoominMymbleandMy · 11/05/2009 22:36

Good evening all

Pogle, sorry, I need to beg more help. CJ, what is the cherry tree one? I'm glad your hero didn't consult me when choosing because the last cherry tree I bought turned out to be remarkable for the splendour of its bark...and the meagreness of its blossom.

Polly, no, our ship isn't the Beagle but a rather more astonishing vessel!

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pollywobbledoodle · 11/05/2009 22:52

ah, well.....moomin is your ship alive?

MoominMymbleandMy · 11/05/2009 23:12

Polly, no, she's a 28-gun frigate. Not very big as ships go so you can understand my concerns about the tortoise. Still, "Testudo aubreii", does have a fine ring to it...

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CJCregg · 11/05/2009 23:37

Moomin, your name is Jack! (And I am a shameless googler ... sorry but I couldn't stand it any longer.) I have never read these books - worth a try?

The cherry trees were planted for Calypso in The Camomile Lawn. A bit cheesy but I still enjoy it and love that image.

Pogle, I am still bloody stumped. Cluuuuuueeee?

MoominMymbleandMy · 12/05/2009 00:17

Hi CJ, oh yes, Patrick O'Brian is definitely worth a try. The first one, Master and Commander, has a lot of technical/nautical detail, which is a bit off-putting, but you can either skip or plough doggedly through those bits, and it is such a fantastic series - gripping, historically detailed and so funny.

I've read the whole lot, one after another, about three times now and I'll certainly be re-reading them over and over again in the future.

The Camomile Lawn! Oh, I've read that! I even tried to grow a (small) camomile lawn (the slugs ate it) some years ago because the description in the book was so enticing. And I don't remember anything about the cherry trees! If your clue had been AIBU (and greedy) to shag twins at once I'd have had no problem!

Pogle, vague thought, are you a bit villainous?

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