AIBU - Books part 2

[theyoungvisiter]

as you were ladies.

It must be nearly break time! everyone has woken up!

CJCregg, the one hanging out in The Painted Garden who gets to meet the Fossils? Not unreasonable at all.

AIBU in not wanting to cut my left buttock off?

oh, have you got any news of him, Cregg? We haven't heard since he went off to Yorkshire and I am afraid he is getting too engrossed in the studious atmosphere of his educational establishment to remember his poor female relatives.

WTF, salome?!

Isn't there a smug ginger lad in Painted Room called Cecil or Colin or summat?

DH is ten years late home. AIBU to think that he could have taken the fecking Sat-Nav as I suggested?

PennyInIthaca.

CJ its a very philosophical question.

Ninky, did he just pop out for a pint of milk?

The Odyssey?

Cory, yes, watch out for dashing Lords with unsavoury ideas.
Your brother's employer's daughter would be well up for it though.

Salome, is the buttock one the same as dunroamin' - heeeelp .... this is all getting a bit surreal.

CJ, no. Dunroamin shares something with Fossils and Apple Bough.

Left buttock. Could be a PITA, but then again, all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds. Non?

I would concentrate on keeping your sheep in that case, salome

Aah - thanks for being so Candid. (Frog lit not my forte)

I shall cultivate my imaginary garden.

Gold Star CJ and Cory.

Yup, TotalChaos and salome

Wonder if Penelope could have kept the suitors at bay MNing instead of weaving?

TotalChaos, YANBU it will be Bonjour Tristesse if you carry on with this course of action.

...earthquake, dunroamin, buttock, no, completely lost..

Ballet Shoes for Anna.

There, put us all out of our misery. Bloody hell, salome, you are bleedin obscure sometimes ...

Buttock one was Candide. Bonjour Tristesse indeed? (love a bit of intertextual reference!)

Last Dunroamin Clue. If your parents were killed in you gypsy caravan in an earthquake i turkey, and you and you brother and sister were sent to live with Aunt and Uncle who live in Dunroamin, and who DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF ART what items would you secretly work to buy your talented little sister? Another spoonful anyone?

Would it help if I said that the tortoise had a button-nose, and the garden is named after a colour and a hot spice? And am I being unreasonable to hope that the son of a well-known panto character will come and turn me back into me.

But you got it CJ! without my Coles Notes! well Done!

Salome - only just! So much for remembering the details (eats own words).

HA! CJ! look at Sunny! she really knows how to baffle!

Its the flying tortoise garden again, isn't it?

Green Ginger! I claim my £5 ...