to find Matthew Wright incredibly fanciable?

[MrsMattie]

Well, am I?

I know he looks a bit like an elf.

I know he hates kids.

I know his researchers shamelessly trawl MN for ideas for the programme.

But I find myself envying the conveyor belt of right wing harridans Daily Mail columnists he has on his show and sometimes even thinking sordid thoughts in the vein of 'I'll ring you up and tell you exactly what I think, Matthew...'

He looks like a young Tony Blackburn.

YABU

YAB extremely U! He's a nasty little man.

You just started this thread because you know he is reading and you want him to notice you.

LOL!@Kathy

Well, one can only hope...

I wonder if he is knocking off that blonde northern girl who does the phones? She is probably trawling for feature ideas right now and thinking 'Hands off, beeyatch. Elf boy is mine!'

Unreasonable? No

Sectionable? Yes

You had better put some photos of yourself in a lacy bra & knickers on your profile. Got to use all the weapons at your disposal to compete with Young And Childless Northern Phone Girl.

he's got really flarey nostrils though. Puts me in mind of Kenneth Williams.

Ah, see! Now that's what I want to hear@shine.

He seems lovely - decent, funny, shaggable down to earth...

If I posed in my pants for Wrighty, he'd run a mile!@Kathy.

The main feature on tomorrow's Wright Stuff would be:

'People with tretchmarks and c-section overhangs who insist on parading about in their smalls? Should they be shot by firing squad?'

Boak boak boakity boak.

excuse poor grammar/typos.

Come on, ladies! It's him or Jezza 'The Toothless People's Champion' Kyle at that time of day. I know which one I prefer.

No No NO

I probably would.

I think Mr Wright is amusing and not bad looking and I like the way he is totally not earnest
BUT
he fancies himself.

Good. Good! I am not alone.

Come one, come all and confess your attraction for the Elf-ey one!

Yeurgh!
What mrsgboring said.

He's a bit camp, really. All that eye-rolling and gurning. I can't help thinking how more-ridiculous-than-normal his sex face would be.

PMSL!@Fio. I am ovulating, actually. Is that why I fancy him? Oh God. Will I one day find myself mid cycle lusting after Jezza, then?

Compared to Jezza he's an absolute dream. Can't watch Jezza a. because I'm at work and b. because I'd have to hurl stuff at the telly and it was a wedding present.

MrsMattie - If lusting is cycle related, don't watch Alan Titchmarsh it might bring on your menopause.

Titchmarsh makes my skin crawl. Ditto to Des O . I don't do cuddly/cardigan wearing, even when ovulating

Please don't tell me that that cringey programme with Mel whatsername and Des is coming back on TV? Oh God, that was baaaaaad.

If I had to sleep with a daytime TV host, Matthew would probably come hgh up on the list but I'd have to be very desperate...