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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to find Matthew Wright incredibly fanciable?

44 replies

MrsMattie · 02/04/2009 15:14

Well, am I?

I know he looks a bit like an elf.

I know he hates kids.

I know his researchers shamelessly trawl MN for ideas for the programme.

But I find myself envying the conveyor belt of right wing harridans Daily Mail columnists he has on his show and sometimes even thinking sordid thoughts in the vein of 'I'll ring you up and tell you exactly what I think, Matthew...'

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MrsMattie · 02/04/2009 16:15

lol!@SarahL2.

Look, people have openly admitting to fancying Phil Schofield on MN, so acyually, I don't think IABU

Just thought of another one. Ferne's husband, the chef. He is weirdly fanciable, too.

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Mumcentreplus · 02/04/2009 16:15

unthinkable... come ere MrsMattie

Mumcentreplus · 02/04/2009 16:17

If you fancy Mr Wright you may as well just finish yaself off with Jeremy Kyle..

jellybeans · 02/04/2009 16:19

YABU he is grim! Do you remember that Xmas music vid he was in in a dress? Hilarious and gross!

MrsMattie · 02/04/2009 16:22

Oh, stop! Stop trying to spoil my dream of phoning in to comment on 'immigrants taking our jobs' or whatever guff they discuss on The Wright Stuff and him falling madly in love with my succint and articulate arguments and my sexy, bloke-ish husky voice.

Spoil sports!

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rebee · 02/04/2009 16:39

well if you're brave enough to declare your admiration for Matthew Wright I will declare mine for .... Lawerce Llewellyn Bowen

JoandMax · 02/04/2009 16:41

I have a major thing for James Caan from Dragons Den, I would happily have him take me up against the wall.........

rebee · 02/04/2009 16:42

oooh JoandMax... you just reminded me of Peter Jones, I met him and he was very charming... so would!

crokky · 02/04/2009 16:44

Matthew is nice to look at. Would have to gag him, however.

JoandMax · 02/04/2009 16:46

Peter Jones I wouldn't say no to either Rebee but I think he'd be a bit selfish and only interested in satisfying himself!!

Madmentalbint · 02/04/2009 16:58

YANBU - he's lush and I deffo would.

As for Titchmarsh. Eeeeewwwwwwww!

Jeremy Kyle. Puuurrrleeeeease. Nope. Just wrongness.

Schofield - he was my crush back in the years when he was in the broom cupboard with Gordon the Gopher.

Madmentalbint · 02/04/2009 16:58

Ooooo yes, Peter Jones

procrastinatingparent · 02/04/2009 17:03

rebee - LLB also my guilty crush. In my sober moments, I can't understand it but when he starts talking design history and tossing his hair ...

LouMacca · 02/04/2009 17:12

I love Matthew and rarely miss his tv show BUT I have noticed that he has a really short fuse these days and can be extremely rude to some of the callers who don't happen to agree with him.

If you are reading Matthew - the whole point of having a phone-in is to get a wide range of opinions but you get really stroppy if someone has a different opinion than you - stop it!

rebee · 02/04/2009 17:16

procrastintingparent: he he he... I know exactly what you mean. I think it's his confidence to be so flamboyent and not cave into the macho crap. I he comes across as a genuinely nice person.

Peter Jones, he's around 6"7"... if he's in proportion he wouldn't have to do a lot a satisfy me... ooops TMI

I don't why, but there's a certain ginger, balding, gay short man called Derren Brown who I find inexplicably attractive... someone tell me I'm not the only one...pleeeease

ShowOfHands · 02/04/2009 17:26

MrsMattie, it's going to sound revolutionary but turn off the telly, there's a poppet. This can come to no good.

And Derren Brown rebee? Jesus Wept.

GivePeasAChance · 02/04/2009 17:32

I think you might not be being U.

He is definitely a 'grower'

SarahL2 · 02/04/2009 18:30

Is it very, very wrong to quite like Alex from Cbeebies?

SarahL2 · 02/04/2009 18:44

LOL. Read GivePeasAChance's post wrong and thought she said "growler"

Got completely the wrong idea!!

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