To be deeply insulted by what dt2 (5) said to me this morning?

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I was talking to her and noticed she was looking at me oddly, then she said, mum, you have teeth like spongebob!!!!!!!!

I am still traumatised.

My 4.5 year old said to me... 'mummy, you have a very fat bahookie'. Lovely.

"wobbly tummy like a jelly" here.
sigh.

I got told I look like a sumo wrestler or rather the sumo wretler looks like me

What DS1 meant was they have boobies too but DH will never ever let me forget it ... the bastard!

I am now serioulsy considering a tummy tuck and a boob job and leaving him for 3 weeks to care for a 4yo and a 2yo

Yep, I have had all the big belly insults too, but c'mon, teeth like spongebob!!!!!!!!!

What's a bahookie??? Not that yours is fat, georgiemum, it's lovely. Perfectly proportioned.

LOL 2yo dd said 'you have big boobs' while comparing to her own

My beautiful 2yo niece called my sister a poisonous mushroom once

"Mummy...... Do you HAVE any bones?"

my 3 yo told me i had a hole in my bum earlier today

bahookie - scottish for bum

Yes, we all had bahookies when we were little. They're lovely things to have

Ah, it makes me appreciate DD (2.10), even more, who earlier announced, "Love you gorgeous Mummy".

Poor child obviously needs her eyes testing. I have a streaming cold, bruised eyes from crying, no makeup on and my hair needs a wash.

Great - I've killed a thread with my smugness.

"Jelly in my bum" here,and an ugly grumpy face in the morning.
Just as well I look in the mirror and see a yummy mummy!

DD (2.8) smelt my breath first thing this morning, and said 'eeew, I smell poo'.

[scuttles off to buy mouthwash]

I, apparently,look "really weird" in the morning.

The sad thing is that I am a size 8. Sometimes a 6. I am usually described as a skinny malinky.

Bahookis is a great word though.

My lovely neice said, "You're not fat Auntie LilRed.... you just have a big bottom!"

Ahh...the plural 'bahookis' makes it quite clear, now. Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammatical detail. I always correct our local teens, for example, when they say 'Is it?' instead of the correct term 'Innit?'

Bahookis: great word!

DS just collapses in laughter in the morning because I look "silly". He also says in a woeful tone - "oh mummy - look at your SORES" (zits).

The other day I wasmoaning to DP because I hadn't had time to get ready to go out and felt scruffy. Well-intentionedly DP said "DS is mummy scruffy - or pretty?" DS really gave it a lot of thought before saying "scruffy."

Everytime I put make-up dd solemny says "mummy's got panda eyes again"

when i was pregnant with my third my lovely older daughter saw me getting dressed and said

"wow mummy your huge"

not my best moment

sophie

was putting on mosturiser and mascara this morning and ds1 asked me; 'why have you got cream all over your face mommy?'

so i said; 'to make me look pretty, is it working?

ds1 gives this some consideration... then says 'no' and walks off

dd is the clever one, she tells me all the time i look 'bootiful'

I look better with my glasses on apparently

Yeah thanks.... How about a paper bag?

From a 12yr old.