to refuse to make dh a cup of tea

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My dh has just asked me to make him a cup of tea.

I reminded him that I made the last cup for both of us. He said that prior to this, he had made 2 cups of tea, so now I have to.

AIBU to think that regardless of how many cups of tea he made before, if I made the last cup, it's not my turn now.

Sounds like you two needs a visit to a marriage counselor.

YANBU. I feel divorce would be your only option. That or decapitation.

Do you think I've got grounds for divorce?

I'm afraid I'm with the dh on this. You need to make 2 in a row to match his 2 in a row.

If thats all you've got going on in your life to argue about I think you must have a good life! Slopes off quitely as I am feeling grumpy and down and perhaps should not be taking it out on others even if not in rl!

Depends if the tea includes biscuits or not.

Yes! He made 2, stump up and make your 2!

yabu btw but I'd prefer a hot chocolate this time of night!

Aawwwwwwwwww Sails, here you go, have a virtual cup of tea!

Can you make me one too whilst yuo are at it? Milk no sugar please...

Depends BigGitDad - who made the last one in your house eh?

Thanks that was lovely just how I like it!

It's always me as Mrs BGD does not drink tea. Also as she has no idea how it tastes when she does make it, it tastes bloody awful!

tell him if you make him a cup of tea, he forgoes a blow job

see what he says to that

Here you go then have a nice cup of tea.

YABU

It is your turn.

Could you a board up in the kitchen so that you don't lose count? And you must of course figure in the bonus points if a biscuit is offered. 2 extra points for bourbon biscuits and 3 for a penguin.

• AnyFucker - the only thing going in my mouth tonight is tea.

"Do you think I've got grounds for divorce?"

Grounds are for coffee. Maybe you've got leaves for divorce.

BOOM BOOM

I am LOVING the board idea - only thing is, my dh is so devious, he'll probably add a sneaky extra tick under his name in the hope that I won't notice.

Tee hee weebump.

Well I thought it was funny.

Me too weebump.

Re the board myfunnyname- you need to buy a special pen, maybe with glitter in, to put up the ticks. And keep it with you at ALL TIMES. Then any cheating will be obvious and further grounds for divorce.

That should put an end to his malarkey.

Oh, yes. Keep the special glittery board marker in your bra so that he cannot cheat.

I was thinking of sticker actually, you could hide them too. these ones would be good, then you could keep track of scones and jam too.

Think yourself lucky, my dh doesn't drink tea so never makes me one. In fact his offer of a drink goes like this "Do you want a drink... a COLD one".

I only make cups of tea/coffee if I want one myself, same for my husband. If one of us wants a drink they usually make it. If your husband asked for the tea he has to make it according to my rules.

Must add he has to ask you if you want one as well, but the person wanting the drink offers the other one a drink.