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to expect that just occasionally my DH could give me a hug....

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thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 22:29

without feeling the need to dry-hump me from behind???

It's really starting to wind me up - there I am making DS's dinner/washing up/cleaning my teeth, DH comes up behind me to give me a hug and suddenly it's dry-hump attack! I wouldn't mind if it was only occasionally, but it's EVERY BLOODY TIME!

(yes we are having sex, thanks )

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myfunnynametaken · 23/02/2009 22:32

fart next time he does it, that should stop it.

differentID · 23/02/2009 22:33

lol. I believe the term used is JAck-Russelling

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 22:34

good idea - that does put him off - can't always do it to order, though

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thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 22:34

lol diff - never heard it called that before!

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Lilyloo · 23/02/2009 22:35

Lol

differentID · 23/02/2009 22:37

someone used the term and i hadn't heard it so I asked what they meant.

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 22:43

I shall tell DH - we have an in-joke thing that he should have been a dog/will come back as a dog, so he will heartily appreciate it - now, HOW do I stop it? apart from farting at will?

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noonki · 23/02/2009 22:44

but surely it's a turn on, no?

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 22:45

christ, no! As I said, if it was occasionally it probably would be but every time? No, it's just getting bloody irritating.

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noonki · 23/02/2009 22:49

I don't know how you stop it ..my dh still finds it funny (together 10 years this year)

and when I try and turn the tables he likes it arggghhhhh

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:23

oh yes, I've tried that too - he thinks that's even funnier!

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drlove8 · 23/02/2009 23:24

thumbwitch have you seen tclanger about tonight?. theres a thread on sn that needs her!

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:27

nope, not seen her... have you tried doing a search for her?

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drlove8 · 23/02/2009 23:28

nah, i m just slutting about thread jumping!

Marthasmama · 23/02/2009 23:31

Are we married to the same man thumbwitch? My DH is exactly the same. I have to hit him away with a tea towel or similar. Is he worse when he's hung over? My DH did it in front of my mother FFS!

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:33

Marthasmama - no, he hasn't had any alcohol for 5m (self-imposed), so not even that excuse!

drlove8 - I've checked, she doesn't seem to have been on line today.

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PlumpRumpSoggyBaps · 23/02/2009 23:37

I welcome it- but in my house it counts as a 'proper session', thereby leaving me time for proper bed stuff like reading and sleeping.

yousaidit · 23/02/2009 23:40

well, if he's doing it and you're having sex, i'd say tell him he won't be having sex for much longer if he carries on

dh always goes for a quick 'cup' of my norks when he hugs me. drives me crackers. angry crackers, not wild with desire crackers!

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:42

now there's an idea...
DH isn't allowed anywhere near my norks as still bf'ing and they are fairly sensitive - that would earn something majorly painful, I feel!

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moondog · 23/02/2009 23:52

Martha, what was your motyher's response?

I fear every man is hard wired (geddit??)to do this, sadly.
Certainly every one I have ever been intimate with does it regular, like.

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:54

at moondog and "hard wired"!

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moondog · 23/02/2009 23:55

And my dh still doing it regulalry and vigorously after 20 years together.
I suppose i should be flattered...

thumbwitch · 23/02/2009 23:58

you mean I've got to put up with this forever?

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moondog · 23/02/2009 23:59

Aye.
(But I note you are trying to conceive on t'other thread so maybe no bad think your dh is over friendly?)

thumbwitch · 24/02/2009 00:07

lol moondog - no, I think it's more counterproductive cos it irritates me far more than it turns me on and when irritated, I am not in the best state for doing the horizontal tango!!

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