to be secretly chuffed that teenage boys shouted MILF at me when I walked

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past them?

ANd it was at me there was no one else around!

Why can't they do someting useful like wash my car or carry the shopping. Now, that i'd appreciate.

yes nick
wrong of him
SO SO wrong.

I think hes a bit 'bohemian' he explains the weirdest things to the kids and is very lost in his art.....

LOl
or get some Epsom salts

LMLT i would like to tell you a story to cheer you up from this bunch of humourless 's

Picture a bunch of roadworkers (i work in traffic management so have to deal with these baboons)

One yelling 'Oi, i'd LOVE to get in your knickers'

Walked right up to him with a sexy grin on my face, looked him up and down and sexily licked my lips...

His mates hooting, he is standing there hoping against all hope i am about to offer to make his day...

"I don't think you'll get your fat arse in them mate, they wouldn't suit ya."

And calmly walk away to screams of laughter aimed at poor bloke lol

LMLT, ohhh fuck 'em, (I mean the YABU posters, not the teenage boys)

they're just jealous

nobody ever notices me (poor me) with a baby, a toddler and a preschooler in tow, so enjoy it!

God give her a break, i'd have been amused and flattered if it happened to me . And i'm v happily married thanks, before someone comes back and calls me a desperado

God you are SO classy blue sapphire

Lighten up you lot ffs

Summers coming...

All the old farts will be getting all fruity and flirty...does anyone else but me notice how old folks do this in the summer lol

Nice one Sapphire
Wish I could come up with such quick retorts

Ah, but VincenzotheBanker - there's nothing more sexy than being objectified.

I would be chuffed if I thought they meant it - sadly I suspect they would be taking the piss.

LOL @ sour pusses

I'm just grateful if anyone even looks at me. Or even speaks to me. Let alone wants to fuck me. Even if he is 14.

wotulookinat - yes I would imagine they were taking the piss too, usually because I seem to be wearing wellies and grimacing at something ds1 is doing

I once heard some year 11 discussing a female teacher whom in my arrogance I thought was me. They were saying she is so amazing, teaches the best lessons, always well dressed, dead fit blah blah blah.. I hovered thinking girl you may be a porker but you still have it.

One boy said to the other Do you really fancy Miss Twinset , at which point he recoiled in horror and said eeuugh she is older than my mum.

I was put in my place and taught never to eavesdrop/

god i sound like jimmy cricket

LOL@ snooks
'Come ere!'

Why would you be chuffed? unless you feel being objectified by a teenager somehow confirms you as attractive

'give a little whistle whoo hoo give a little whistle whoo hoo and always let your conscience be your guide'

twinset my poor friend (also a teacher of sec sch children) heard some boys say about her (post 2 pregnancies) "mrs XXXX used to be really fit, now she's just fat"

not good

Yuck yuck yuck.

"You are someone I'd like to fuck"

I couldn't lower myself to respond.

I'd rather be thought a sourpuss than have my day made because some overly hormonal child threw a disrespectful sexual remark my way.

And what was the cause of your chuffedness - that they were teenagers or acronym? Because I suspect if your boss or FIL said it to you, you may not be so pleased.

Noddy, it would confirm as attractive to somebody, which is a start!

I am under no illusion of classiness

I know i'm farkin wonderful

I work with 60 men. Can't be a fkin shrinking violet, they'd eat me for breakfast

LoL LMLT - knew we were on the same wavelength!