To think DH should clean the ceiling himself?

[LemonSqueezey]

So DH has made a mess all over the ceiling. He calmly sits down to watch TV whilst letting me know that it needs seeing to

Surely he should clean it himself??!

What was he doing?

errrr. How did he make the mess?

I would really like to know.

Last time I made a mess on the ceiling, I had to clean it up real quick, otherwise it would stain.

?!?!?!!?!?!?

My mind is boggling at what this mess on the ceiling might be!!

OOh blimey QS the focus is on you now - what on earth were you doing then??!!

lets call it an "explosion" of sorts.

Involving something large, cold, and unfit for consumption after shaking.

lets hear what ops dh has done.....

QS - oh please let that be a can of coke....

I would be giving him a bucket and mop, oh and a tin of paint to follow. Over his head if he didn't sort it out asap.

No, better.

A 2 liter bottle of pepsi max. And the fridge was faulty, and kept only 2 degrees, so the bottle was nearly frozen.

Guess what happens to carbon dioxyde when you let air in....

GEYZIR!

LOL am having visions of him doing dancing on the ceiling, like in that old video

'he calmly sits down to watch TV' - so he was standing when this stain occurred?

No he was lying down watching Top Gear and got a bit excited. He then came downstairs to tell me he'd accidently made a mess.

Still, he's cleaned it now. My curtains need washing, however.

Sorry, I'm still not clear.

What is the nature of this mess?

He's obviously a high flier!

Well I just it was Hammond and not Clarkson

I HOPE

Are you sure you shouldn't have posted this in Relationships?

It'd better not be something as prosaic as a can of lager, you've built it up too much!!!

he what?????

My mind is boggling. WHAT WAS IT???

The only stains we have on our ceilings are the remains of dead mosquitos who have been swatted and then left. It's not really a top feature of the house.

oh fgs lemonsqueezy!!!