To think DH should clean the ceiling himself?

[LemonSqueezey]

So DH has made a mess all over the ceiling. He calmly sits down to watch TV whilst letting me know that it needs seeing to

Surely he should clean it himself??!

So your dh jizzed on the ceiling and told you to clean it? nice.

Surely not? The OP hasn't confirmed that.

Is she having a larf? How high is the ceiling?

We need to know.