fo having no idea what text sex is.......

[saint2shoes]

so someone tell me please

It's like phone sex for people who've lost their voices

I've not heard of this before but I assume its like phone sex but you TEXT what you wanna do to each other.

Bit wierd imo

Mucky messages!

I'm resisting the urge to come up with summat in txt spk for fear of wetting myself.

you're joking...right?

it's where someone texts you

"I want 2 shg U"

and then texts

"Am finkin of it now"

and then

"am gonna shg U whn i C U ok?"

(or maybe it isn't, maybe it's actually quite fun... I shall text dp at the pub and see what response I get.

Will report back...)

Neither have i, so I'm afraid I can't answer you.

But you can tell me something 2shoes - who is the tatooed hunk on your profile and why is he on your profile so many times? Do you luurrvve him?

I don't care how ignorant this makes me look (am old gimmer of 46) I just really really want to know!

I'm soooo offended you find it weird. Are you uptight?

cnt w8 2 C ur gr8 big ck

mary - very I only do it with the lights off in bed.

ok what is phone sex.....And I really don't know(I have sex in bed)

(man is m shadows lead singer with avenged sevenfold)

phone sex is where you call each other and describe what you want to do when you see them (while helping yourself "arrive)

That's where you have sex with the phone

Obviously

phone sex is where you ring someone up and tell them (graphically) what you imagine you are doing to them.

and they tell you (graphically) what they imagine they are doing to you.

This generally works best when the person you are phoning is not in bed next to you, although I wouldn't recommend it if your dh is in bed next to you at the time

thanks how tragic that i didn't know

You have to be careful not to dial your mum with your labia

problem is how would you get turned on by bloody text abbrieviations?

i have sent a txt meant for dh to the wrong person...you have to be v. careful with txt sex.

I presume text sex is like syber sex but by text...

text sex can be dangerous! its easy to text things to someone you wouldnt actually say to someone!

cyber sex??
omg I am so not up to date on all this

I tried cyber sex with dp once.

The git got up off the computer stool and tried to sit on the settee with me.

I had to put the laptop down!

pmsl why would you try syber sex if in the same room... .

2shoes syber sex is a bit like writing down actions. for instance... and so on.

I think.

wannabe - I thought if I cyber-sexed with him, I wouldn't have to actually have sex with him

Hoiw hilarious.
Can think of nowt less erotic than txtspk.

oh good, so I am not missing anything