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fo having no idea what text sex is.......

50 replies

saint2shoes · 24/01/2009 23:06

so someone tell me please

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NaturalBornThreadKiller · 24/01/2009 23:48

i have 'arrived' did i just type that many a time during 'phone sex'

it is fun better than nothing when your loved one is working away

daftpunk · 24/01/2009 23:49

moondog...you don't have to use txt spk.

ilikeblowjobs · 24/01/2009 23:54

oh lolololol I certainly started something tonight
reason for text sex/flirty dirty texts - is we cant talk cos little ears were still awake NOT text typing/speak dont do that - usual typing lol
Anyway am off to bed for some phone sex with my lovely lovely NM thans for the entertainment tonight all

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 23:58

Or in a library

KerryMumbles · 25/01/2009 00:01

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wannaBe · 25/01/2009 00:06

I don't use text speak. In fact I am quite anal about my texts - I write them out in full with punctuation and everything.

wannaBe · 25/01/2009 00:07

omg I realize how that must have sounded - I mean of course that I write out my normal every day texts ... I don't have text sex! lol.

WeeTimorousSquonkie · 25/01/2009 00:08

my mum uses text speak (not text sex though )

I want to ring her up and say "Fgs woman, you're sixty fecking five!"

NaturalBornThreadKiller · 25/01/2009 00:09

PMSL wannabe,

dp would be delighted if i was as 'anal' as you

Monkeytrousers · 25/01/2009 00:09

YANBU

Write a letter. Much more erotic

Monkeytrousers · 25/01/2009 00:11

You can write a letter via text though! Just not in txt spk

Portofino · 25/01/2009 00:12

It's crap! I can remember sending soon to be DH Boyzone lyrics by text - how sad is that! He still married me though. Mind you, my boss, who I sent some to by mistake, wasn't so appreciative!

daftpunk · 25/01/2009 00:13

that's right....i never use txt spk.

Monkeytrousers · 25/01/2009 00:16

DP

daftpunk · 25/01/2009 00:20

nite x

AphroditeInHerNightie · 25/01/2009 07:19

Does it add to the 'experience' if you have the mobile on vibrate?

Watoose · 25/01/2009 07:47

Oh have had this problem before. Ex was always on about it. made me feel a bit sick really

bestfriendswithbenefits · 25/01/2009 08:17

Yes, aphroditeinhernightie, it certainly does add to the experience! Bit tricky to clean the phone afterwards though.

SpaceTrain · 25/01/2009 08:41

Moondag - here is something less erotic that txtspk....My Dsis had a boyfriend who used to send her texts saying things like "I'm gonna nosh your gash"

And she found that a turn on

SpaceTrain · 25/01/2009 08:42

sorry - Moondog, not Moondag

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/01/2009 12:18

phone and text sex can be fab

esp if not seeing each other as away for work etc

moondog · 25/01/2009 15:17

Space, that makes me feel about 103.

whoingodsnameami · 25/01/2009 15:27

My sisters husbands phone does'nt sace his text messages, he was in the shower once and sent my sister a picture of his manhood with the message, do you wanna cume and wash me? My sister never recieved the message and they have no idea who he sent it too

AphroditeInHerNightie · 27/01/2009 11:53

...and so, m'lud, rests the case for the prosecution....

MuppetsMuggle · 27/01/2009 11:56

if i text DP something like that - he would prob laugh.

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