To wonder what DP is hiding in his bedside drawer and maybe take a peek?

[MumofBaby]

He said I wasn't allowed to go in the drawer as he had Christmas presents receipts in there. I said it's ok, I won't read them but he was adament I could not go in the drawer.

It is now past xmas! I know what my prezzies are.

So last night, baby was crying, I was hunting through DP's drawers for baby's neurofen sachets (teething) and he was like 'No, get out, I'll get it' in a startled way.

So why am I not allowed in the drawer? We don't have secrets.

Is it very bad of me to take a look?

no look now

have a look! now!!
Can't picture somebody choosing to hide anything REALLY bad in something like a bedside drawer tbh.

If you have no reason to be suspicious, don't look. It might be something nice that you wouldn't want to spoil. Engagement ring?

Although, to be fair,I'd look.

Don't look, and forget about it. It's probably all a drama about nothing.

is it an anniversary or something? maybe he is going to pop the question on nye and doesnt want to spoil it

Go, loook now and come back and tell us!

look now and come back and tell us what's in there

Dont look unless you are suspicious

Well we're already engaged so I decided to look

got to be porn surely?

I wouldn't look. let him have whatever it is he's being funny about.

Hundreds of porn DVDs. Nice. And condoms.. but we do use condoms so I guess they're ours.

Do you mind the porn? If so why is he hiding it?

Its probably porn.
Which i found in my DP bedside drawer and i watch it more than he does hehe

hundreds? in a drawer?

I was hoping maybe an extra prezzie, or a receipt for a weekend away... or Paris tickets or something!! That would have been amazing!! Aww. I think I would have cried if it'd been that.

If he really cared about you finding it, he'd have hidden it properly.

Yep, hundreds. They're all copied. In wallets with his name on. Lovely. I hate his stupid work. He works with loads of men who are obviously randy as they must give him porn, and loads of stupid slutty women. Grrr.

I don't mind porn, but I expressed that he was not to get loads of porn from work like the rest of them do. Clearly he has done it anyway.

I do wonder when he has time to watch it.

The porn bothers me when he's gone off sex at the moment though!!

Are you going to let him know that you know? You never know, it could turn out to be, well, you know, fun!

Men - you'd think they'd have the sense to hide porn somewhere sensible...like the loft

Doesn't he know that's what the top of the wardrobe is for???

Mary- he won't have sex with me lately. He says he's tired. Even too tired for BJs! Yet never too tired to wank funnily enough! I'm the one that's kinky. He was before we met, but he's not with me.

I think I'd bin it and replace it with stuff you can use as a couple with a note explaining that from now on you would appreciate it if he spent more time looking at you and paying you more attention and obviously forbidding you to look in his draw for such a pathetic reason is not on!

I think you're right!! I asked which underwear I should order from the internet yesterday and he said 'why would I care? I'm not wearing it?'.

I nearly fell off my seat!! We used to love all that stuff.