This is just what we need - a fun thread. Ho, ho, ho, says Father Christmas.
Diagnose me, oh MNers.
Upper middle class father and clever, self-educated council-estate-born mother produced my siblings and me (private school girls from 5-18).
I have a degree and PhD from top universities, and earn as good as nothing.
We have an old crumbly car, though I'd really like an Aston Martin (which is what I grew up with).
I vote Conservative and read the Telegraph.
We have a cleaner (who has also become one of my best friends) and two children at prep schools.
I do not buy clothes, make-up, or anything that might use up school fee money (other than the occasional Boden purchase when DH is not looking).
We own our house (jointly with Barclays), and own two other houses outright.
I would not dream of owning a house that had any kind of paintwork on the outside - only stone houses will do (I suppose mellow red bricks would be okay, if in North Yorkshire).
We never, ever go abroad. We have one annual self-catering holiday in Cornwall or on the N Yorks coast.
DH is posh!
So hit me with it...