To rub garlic on my DH's face?

[jesusofutopia]

He sprayed me with the dogs water bottle so whilst making dinner I rubbed raw garlic onto his lips and then prodded him in the eye with it. He's in a bit of pain but I'm sure he'll go over it. Don't men whinge? such babies.

Very mature behaviour from you both

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Try harder

You do like your AIBU threads don't you jesusofutopia?

Ok, it didn't happen. But I wanted it to.

Ah, an honest fantasist. How "interesting".

wow! DOES YOUR DOG DRINK FROM A BOTTLE?

No it doesn't drink from the bottle, we pour the water in the dish from the bottle. Would be easier however if he DID drink from the bottle, lazy sod that he is.

Why not just use the tap?

He drinks Evian.

Now I know this is a wind up

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the bit about the evian isn't a wind-up. The garlic thing never went ahead but the dog really does drink evian. As do the snakes.

Your dog drinks evian

He does! he has a sensitive stomach. But then, I wouldn't drink our tap water so I can't expect the dog, snakes and budgie to either.

OK I'll humour you for a mo. Why does the dog drink evian?

Evian? My dog wouldn't bath in Evian

Because our tap water is not good enough for him. We all drink evian. I really should invest in one of those water purifying units.

And why is evian better for his stomach than tap water. Do all the other animals have sensitive stomachs too?

Its great, the fish love it!

Erm ok, whatever floats your boat!

well snakes can get infections really easily. The budgie only needs a tiny bit so he shares the dogs bottle.

Yawn

My dog won't drink tap water. Bottled is unecessary however - either leftover tea or a nice puddle of rainwater are just fine.

yes, isn't it odd how dogs prefer manky pond water etc to their own bowl.

My mum's dog used to drink tap water -- but only if she left it for him in a watering can.