To rub garlic on my DH's face?

[jesusofutopia]

He sprayed me with the dogs water bottle so whilst making dinner I rubbed raw garlic onto his lips and then prodded him in the eye with it. He's in a bit of pain but I'm sure he'll go over it. Don't men whinge? such babies.

Come to think, my dog drank tap water when it was in a large basin on the kitchen floor after DD had been bobbing for apples in it at halloween.

We can't leave any half-finished drinks on the floor now - finally found out why people have coffee tables...

...oh, and there's the obsession with drinking soapy bathwater too

My dog is too short to reach into the bath or loo, thank goodness. (the pudding basin was stretch enough!)

I hate to worry you Grimma but my cat is too short to reach the toilet as well - I found him IN the toilet drinking from it.

We now leave all the lids down.

Bottled water is probably sourced directly downstream from a dead sheep.

Is you dh a vampire then?(hAVEN'T READ THREAD)