My bint has asked if it's ok

[Shefflin]

to go for a drink with a bloke she works with... I gave her a look but she said the fact she'd asked in the first place should re-assure me that she wasn't going to let him sausage the back out of her at pace otherwise she could have met him on the sly. My question is should I consent or just have her gear binbagged and on the step? Thanks.

WTF?

Let her go.

Oh dear I must be getting old as I could not understand even half of your post. The lingo that the Yoof uses nowadays !!

What? 'Sausage the back out of her' you say?

This is so weird I am PMSL.

bloody hell man, im choking on my coffee here

"let him sausage the back out of her at pace "

What does that mean ??

Notdoingthehousework - I've spat coffee on my keyboard now!

She's got such a catch with you that I'm sure she won't 'let him sausage... etc'

Yeah, consent, Christmas spirit and all that

har har har - c'mon ladeeez - use your imagination!

oh thank you, the tears are rolling down my cheeks, lmao

Your bint ?

I'd "have her gear binbagged and on the step", if I were you. A drink, with a colleague. Very suspicious. I'd kick her out.

ok that puts whole new meaning to pigs in blankets

Oh let her go you rotten spoilsport you. Let her bring sausages back too.

That way she gets her fun, you get tea and hey ho everyone's slap happy.

Ooh, 2 0' clock. I expect your lunch break is over... time to get back under that bridge. Those billy goats won't scare themselves y'know.

Indeed fete, why go out for mcDonalds when you have steak at home ?

Is this for real?

Or do I need to shout ye gads get back under thee bridge.

"sausage the back out of her at pace..."

has got to be my quote of the year - it doesn't actually make enough sense to be crude or insulting - or am I just old?

'sausage the back out of her at pace'

i cant get over that, LOL
oh my sides

what you mean you didn't give her a slaaaaaap the cheeky caaaaaaaa

"give permission" indeed.

sad thing is, there really are men like that out there.

Goodness me, how could she possibly resist your charms? You sound quite the catch.

Is this a thread about Lincolnshire thins?