My bint has asked if it's ok

[Shefflin]

to go for a drink with a bloke she works with... I gave her a look but she said the fact she'd asked in the first place should re-assure me that she wasn't going to let him sausage the back out of her at pace otherwise she could have met him on the sly. My question is should I consent or just have her gear binbagged and on the step? Thanks.

I must say reading your previous posts, I see youv'e just joined us on monday I believe, you do seem to have a little obsession with cheating partners.

Not for me then, I'm a veggie girl. So sausaging or goats here thank you.
All yours Brighton,lets never fight over a man again

"sausage the back out of her at pace"

i'm going to be snorting at that all day

in fact i might try and drop it into a conversation when i do the school run

Oh God, I'm crying here.

I'm going to ask dh if he could sausage the back out of me later.

yeah, consent, she'd be mad to risk losing you!

Hahaha, sausages said That's Life dog stylee. Oh you are probably too young to remember what I am whittering on about.

PMSL fantastic

Sorry to be naive. What is a bint??

Thanks for all your help like.

*ponders helpful feedback

Shefflin -Have you ever considered writing a book " The Etiquette of Dating and Relationships According to Shefflin"?

It would be very popular I'm sure

oh shefflin dont go..your bints goin out ta get sausaged at pace, stay here with us

oh shefflin-you funny funny person

oh shefflin you funny funny person

This is so not going to be funny when I try and recount it to dh later, but it's had me in stitches.

sausage the back out of her
reminds me of an old irish chum of mine who used to talk about giving his missus a "good scuttling"

Is this the pace of a sausage then?

tears rolling down cheeks

appallingly funny, like that scene in Bad Santa where a person of restricted-growth, a boy and Billy Bob Thornton are punching each other in the balls.

Funnier if you see it yourself, naturally.

OOH maybe its cod making a spectacular comeback!!!

The colleague's not Irish is he? If so you'd better make sure she uses protection.

never head scuttling!! I've heard 'jiggy-jiggy'. AS in, he had me up all night with the jiggy jiggy,didn't get a wink. (From a woman in an anorak of about 68)