My bint has asked if it's ok

[Shefflin]

to go for a drink with a bloke she works with... I gave her a look but she said the fact she'd asked in the first place should re-assure me that she wasn't going to let him sausage the back out of her at pace otherwise she could have met him on the sly. My question is should I consent or just have her gear binbagged and on the step? Thanks.

Have I stepped into an episode of Eastenders by accident?

Serious answers only please.

Let her go - as in go for the drink? Or out the door?

NDTH - no, I can't resist a bit of strange.

let her go for a drink.. god knows she deserves it (living with you an' all)

ok. serious answer - it's not your place to 'let' her or not. She's a grown up who does not need your permission. And if you feel she does need your permission - you have a problem that I hope you get help for.

Can I call my DH a bint? - infact I'm going to wake him up now, slap him round the face with a cumberland (too early for up the back) call him a Bint and throw him out the door. Thanks - you've made me see sense at last.

I dearly love "sausage the back out of her at pace". What pace? A spanking trot perhaps?

Easy said, I know what men are like and if he's not planning on whalloping her all over the shop, I'm a Dutchman.

It's fine she's meeting Goatse. It's him that might be sausaged.

If she's meeting that goat feller it's not just sausaging. Whole legs of lamb may be called for.

ROFL

ROFFLE

Can I see a piccie of you shefflin - think you're my ideal mate.

PMSL

'At pace' makes me think of dressage horses.

Me too themoon66. What do you think her topline is like?

Are you a butcher? You seem to mention sausages/meat a lot in you OP's. I like a nice butcher...

whalloping all over the shop..im a dutchman

oh shefflin, i think you're a star!!!! pmsl

Not sure about her top line Tilly, but I'm waiting to see what her x-cuntry is gonna be like.

Arghh I mean 'country' obv

ewwwwwww moon, that's proper rude that is

brightongirl, they could be Quorn sausages. Or Linda Mc Cartney ones (but they're a bit manky)

What do you think of Pouffes and ottomans?

what sort of sausages? might make all the difference as to whether she goes or not

some school have broken up already, I believe

No Tippy - he's definitely all meat....

hello harley