My bint has asked if it's ok

[Shefflin]

to go for a drink with a bloke she works with... I gave her a look but she said the fact she'd asked in the first place should re-assure me that she wasn't going to let him sausage the back out of her at pace otherwise she could have met him on the sly. My question is should I consent or just have her gear binbagged and on the step? Thanks.

at "head scuttling".
and at the metronome.
Can we use "sausaging" now, like "jack-russelling"?

Shefflin?

Shefflin....

Hmmmm

You're not Henry Shefflin are you?

had to google Henry Shefflin
oh so it IS irish sausages we are talking about?

aw shefflin where have ya gone..are ya busy binbaggin up the bints gear?

as flick cleans the laptop screen....

how many bemused looking dh's will there be tonight i wonder??

"sausage the back out of her at pace "

LOL now that's a phrase
wonder if i could throw that casually in somehow over xmas lunch with the in-laws

for a while there i was thinking 'having her gear binbagged etc ' was some kind of euphemism too
it's not, is it?

A sausage at pace? reedberry.com/wienermobile.html

sounds painful,

having your gear bagged.

that's what i thought T

Been on www.doilooklikeafuggingmug.co.uk. They were no fugging use neither.

I didn't understand the sausage bit. Even wondered if it was latin in which 'pace' might have another meaning. I am assuming that sausage is a euphemism for penis . In which case there are simply too many words in that phrase.

just got back from the butchers and it was on the tip of my toungue to drop the "sausage the back of her" quote into the conversation somewhere but i just couldn't find an opening for it

i bet shefflin could find an opening for it....

whatever do you mean harley

one like this

lmao...omg i knew i thought it, im surprised to find i actually typed it

gotta run...headin ta work, laters

Have a cuddle and a struggle before she goes. Then she'll be too tired for anything but a drink anyway.

Bint

Is sheffin letting her go to the market for sausages?

Hullo harleyd. *licks eyebrows

You can lick your eyebrows??? Thats an amazing tongue you have mr. I wouldn't worry about the bint going off with anyone else

Ho ho ho

BINT BINT!!!

What a lucky lady!