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to want to punch Dawn French's lights out

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NotanOtter · 05/12/2008 00:01

everytime i see that book

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Thunderduck · 06/01/2009 23:10

I love Dawn French. I think I'll get her book now.

PandaG · 06/01/2009 23:13

I loved the book - agree Roisin. I received it for Christmas from ILs and read it in one sitting when the children went to bed one night. Keep going back and rereading the odd letter.

blinks · 06/01/2009 23:15

i hate pretty much all publicity photos of comedians- they always go for the same standard expressions, either 'faux naughty' as otter pointed out or 'faux zany'. usually their faces are about 2mm away from the camera with their mouths wide open as if mid 'amn't i kerrazy?' scream...

puts me right off.

wheresthehamster · 06/01/2009 23:18

I'm not sure why it's called Dear Fatty unless it is to unsettle people. If anything the book should be called Dear Dad as there as more 'letters' to him than JS

I did enjoy it though.

Ronaldinhio · 06/01/2009 23:24

yabu

BEAUTlFUL · 06/01/2009 23:32

I asked for the book for Christmas after hearing it raved about on here, and I didn't like it at all! It's far too gushy, she can't say a negative word about anyone, it gets cloying. "I love you forever and I always will, you're the best, you're really special, love you hun" etc for pages. I couldn't finish it.

And WTF were those stupid letters to Madonna all about? And those ridiculously long jokes to Jennifer? "Anyway, anyway, anyway"... Oh shut it.

BEAUTlFUL · 06/01/2009 23:33

And her brushing off Lenny's obviously numerous affairs, whilst listing how much he tries to show her he loves her all the time.

Ronaldinhio · 06/01/2009 23:38

Please don't judge her marriage or how the media happily dived upon any question of fidelity..tis their business and only they know the truth
Makes me very sad that we take part in this

IMO
Very good actress and comedian/authoress and not many of those around regardless of her physical size which can't have helped her career

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:38

lenny has affairs? is that true?

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:38

ronaldinho

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:39

ach no, fuckit. i want to know. i thought he'd been trapped by the NOTW and the woman who'd tried to seduce him had said he was the most married man she'd ever met...

BEAUTlFUL · 06/01/2009 23:43

Aitch, she hints that he's done it a few times. I'll find the bit, hang on...

BEAUTlFUL · 06/01/2009 23:46
Ronaldinhio · 06/01/2009 23:46

dunno about the notw aitch it was a crosspost and not directed at you

I hate that we revel in this I'm just as bad but I hate myself for it

The gruesome butter of someone else's dispair dripping down my wrists on a Sunday morning

RiaParkinson · 06/01/2009 23:49

op sounded harsher than i remembered!

tried to find times article about dawn but its 8 years ago

stayed with me though!

imaginaryfriend · 06/01/2009 23:51

YANBU, I can't bear that cheeky grin or anything about her to be honest. So smug and self-satisfied.

RiaParkinson · 06/01/2009 23:52

high five imaginaryfriend

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:52

it's mostly butter off toast that drips down my wrists on a sunday morning...

poor old dawn, didn't know he'd strayed. lord, i have no faith in anyone any more.

BlackEyedDogstar · 06/01/2009 23:53

I don't think I want to read this book. It looks awful, from the title (which I hate; if she is happy with her size then so am I) to the mugging on the front cover.

She is a clever funny woman. Her marriage is undiscoverable by anyone other than her and Lenny.

I would certainly get any book by her, but not this one.

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:53
Ronaldinhio · 06/01/2009 23:54

more to the point... who the hell?
I've always thought that she was the attractive one there but that of course means nothing at all

Tinker · 06/01/2009 23:55

Argh, imagine the double horror of being married to "comedian" Lenny Henry and then he cheats on you!

RiaParkinson · 06/01/2009 23:56

Aitch I burned some sesame bagels today (prompting the name change !) DP asked me why his tasted of fish!!! You have to laugh!

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:56

aw, i think he's a pretty decent man. apart from the cheating, obv.

Aitch · 06/01/2009 23:56

i like it, ria. what's yer other name?

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