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To think that DP shouldn't leave droppings around?

77 replies

SweetChildOMine · 01/12/2008 14:31

I have not been with my DP for long but he has begun staying here on a friday night. He told me he has problems with his bowels and his doctor has ordered him to collect his own droppings and send them for tests for a month.

When I went into the bathroom on Friday night there was a poo log wrapped up in tissue beside the toilet. I didn't want to cause a row with him but I have DD to think about and thought this was horrible. He said he has no choice, the doctor said he "has to" do it.

I said I didn't want him to do it here. Saturday morning I found it behind the bathroom door. I only knew because it was underneath the radiator and the whole bathroom stunk of it.

AIBU to ask him not to stay here until this has been sorted out?

OP posts:
beaniebaby25 · 01/12/2008 15:50

one word: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (sorry, clearly I have no useful advice)

SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore · 01/12/2008 15:52

Perhaps a bucket with a lid in the yard/garden?

WorzselMummage · 01/12/2008 15:53

Get him a litter tray.

*cringe.

MadamDeathstare · 01/12/2008 17:41

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loobeylou · 01/12/2008 17:50

OPs DP must have a Gillian McKeith fettish, he wants her to prod his poo and get all bossy with him

PMSL

if this is NOT a joke, he is seriously wierd.

Swedes · 01/12/2008 22:25

This would drive me round the u bend.

zoggs · 01/12/2008 22:35

Are you just going through the motions?

Pan · 01/12/2008 22:45

Can you not get him to sit on a stool?

wrinklytum · 01/12/2008 22:50

Are you being faecetious?

MrsSnape · 01/12/2008 22:50

OMG that would SERIOUSLY freak me out.

Doctors orders or not, there is no way in hell I would put up with that. How wierd to leave shit like that (pun intended) lying around for people to find!? how embarrassing, especially in a new relationship!

Pan · 01/12/2008 22:50
solidgoldbrass · 01/12/2008 22:55

Look, someone, somewhere, somehow, has done something that is attracting half the shit-fetishists on the Interweb to come and start threads on MN.

This is not Scatnet. GO away.

Pan · 01/12/2008 22:56

well said, soiled.

Pan · 01/12/2008 22:57

I mean solid....

MrsSnape · 01/12/2008 22:58

and PMSL at "droppings", I keep picturing a man scurrying around with tiny poo pellets randomly falling out of his arse

troutpout · 01/12/2008 23:02

pmsl
am also imagining mouse-man with poo pellets

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/12/2008 23:03

damn you merrybery, for making me click on that link

< thunk >

herbietea · 01/12/2008 23:06

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Ashantai · 01/12/2008 23:07

Ahh this is why i come on mn. When you've had a shit day, you can come on here and laugh your arse off

sparklestickchick · 01/12/2008 23:07

thank god you didnt mistake his 'log' for a picnic bar fallen onto the bathroom floor.

sparklestickchick · 01/12/2008 23:08

or a snickers.......

sparklestickchick · 01/12/2008 23:08

be terrible if it was egg shaped with a toy in the middle like a inder surprise

sparklestickchick · 01/12/2008 23:09

it goes to show theres always someone with worse shit than your own

NotQuiteCockney · 01/12/2008 23:41

Wait ... has something finally squicked sgb?!?

solidgoldbrass · 01/12/2008 23:46

Nope. Just a little bored with the poo-heads (is this the same one as Little Miss Incontinence from last week do you think?)