To think that DP shouldn't leave droppings around?

[SweetChildOMine]

I have not been with my DP for long but he has begun staying here on a friday night. He told me he has problems with his bowels and his doctor has ordered him to collect his own droppings and send them for tests for a month.

When I went into the bathroom on Friday night there was a poo log wrapped up in tissue beside the toilet. I didn't want to cause a row with him but I have DD to think about and thought this was horrible. He said he has no choice, the doctor said he "has to" do it.

I said I didn't want him to do it here. Saturday morning I found it behind the bathroom door. I only knew because it was underneath the radiator and the whole bathroom stunk of it.

AIBU to ask him not to stay here until this has been sorted out?

PMSL Rhubarb HA HA your shit funny ha ha ha ha

Wow your post really cheered me up thanks

Move house?
Change the locks?
Go into witness protection?
Just, nooooooooo.

(and if he's pooing this much, his bowels sound perfectly OK to me.)

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

Oh. My. God.

I think there may be foul play involved here.

Sounds like you're in a crap relationship OP and need to flush this man out of your system.

classic

I would'nt have thought they would have wanted the whole log!

Are you spending christmas day together? .... beware if he offers to bring a christmas log for pudding

Anyone for a slice of yulelog?

Bugger, cross posted with migola!

I'd be giving him the bum's rush if i were you.

PMSL Idrankthechristmasspirits

where's the op? Do you think the shit has hit the fan yet?

SweetChildOMine Shit happens I would have a long hard think about if this is the type of man you want around your child and yourself, What he did was disgusting after finding the first Log I would of asked him to leave.

I would have asked him if he wanted a lead for it

LOL at the shit has hit the fan

Sorry OP shouldn't really laugh but if this is serious I really would not let him back in my house till his pooh problem was sorted

"He said he has no choice, the doctor said he "has to" do it.

Er no - his doctor told him he had to save a month's poo for sampling, not leave it around the bathroom.

I'd tell him to leave and wouldn't let him back in.

OH. MY. GOD.

Dump him, and his dumps.

Maybe he's nervous of blocking your system, and this is his excuse?

Don't take this crap from him. He plainly doesn't give a shit (except to his GP).

Actually Pearmum, you may be onto something there. He did block the toilet up the first time he was here and this poo collecting came up straight after that.

He is a pervert.

It is a matter of time before he brings you a present of a glass topped coffee table and asks you to lie underneath it and video him turding "on doctor's orders."

Out out out out out, the dirty bastard.

how could he be more embarrassed by blocking the loo, than leaving turds on the floor of the bathroom????? I think he's got pooing issues.

oh, HEALTH WARNING ON THIS LINK IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT MIGHT BEthe triumph of shit

PMSL at this thread I love Mumsnetters