to want to grab my frail elderly aunt by the throat, rip off her head and shit down her neck?

[Greensleeves]

no reason, I'm just feeling pugnacious today

rofl pmsl thats about the mood off it isn't it

yanbu obviously!

I don't think your thread title is very clear, could you be a little more specific.

lol

even if this is some sort of nod to another thread or whatever weirdness is going on today, it is really quite a horrible thread title.

obviously i am missing the point......

WTF??

Am I missing something today...?

Blimey, it's not often I psml at a thread title bye heck!

Yes, there a few threads being created, it's an 'in-joke' on some other thread that I can't be bothered to find right now.

Either than or Greeny isn't the person we all know and love!

Ah right.

Blimey

Sorry but this has really tickled me

Thank you for cheering me up.

Fucking hell - DS is a little sod and I get castigated for saying it - shitting down your elderly aunts neck is really not going far enough!

I've just woken my ill DD with the great big dirty belly laugh I did at the thread title

ROFl and maybe even wet myself a little too

That's disgusting. I really can't see the funny side.

Well, if you don't much like her, you could try it. After all, if ripping her head off doesn't kill her, then septicaemia from the shit down her neck will.

If she's a nice auntie who makes chicken soup and knits, then it's probably not a good idea.

omg, you are so going to get it now

That's unlike you, Greeny.

Gah, I was just trying to make a feeble joke out of the general belligerence on here, people wanting to string up their neighbours etc

apologies to those offended

yabvu - you must stomp on her kitten first.

greenie - i am having an utterly miserable day and this thread made me almost choke trying not to laugh at work. (not really the sort of thing one wishes to explain to collegues)

PMSL @ thread title.
And you just know that if you did start a real thread with that title the majority would be against, but there would still be a few people posting that your aunt is an old witch and probably deserves it.

ha ha - that title made me laugh out loud. What film is the shit down your throat line from?

breakfast club?