to want to grab my frail elderly aunt by the throat, rip off her head and shit down her neck?

[Greensleeves]

no reason, I'm just feeling pugnacious today

lmao @ thread title

Lmfao, just laughed so hard I almost choked!

Very good

Another one here crying with laughter. It only got worse when jalopy said "that's not like you Greeny"- I can't explain why

Soupy posted a thread that said she found some of the threads a bit violent and so there have been lots of AIBU titles with silly things on like Greenys.

Made me laugh!

that's bad, funny tho!!!

You could rip off her arms and slap her with the wet bits too if she hadn't learnt her lesson...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/654506-to-find-all-the-feelings-of-violence-really-rath er-depressing

It's a Red Dwarf quote isn't it?

ROFL

Aaah, Greeny, you have made me laugh, good and proper - and I can tell you I NEEDED it!

Thank you!

can you make sure you spray
" shit stinks you know " ad can be messy to

Omg - I'm haven't pmsl like that in ages. If I go into labour, it will be YOUR fault!

thank you o twisted green one

GS, you can be revoltingly and yet impressively graphic at times!

One of your name changes made me laugh and feel ill at the same time (to do with tonsils iirc)

If she has fed your child chocolate buttons whilst you were not there (despite knowing your feelings on this)or mispronounced or shortened her name (despite knowing your feelings on this) or bought her heaps of cheap and nasty toys (despite knowing your feelings on this)OR clothes not To Your Taste, then YANBU.

She deserves it. It is YOUR child!!

I think you have been studying Georges-Jacques Danton (one of the French Revolutionaries) too much. According to dh he was the originator of the phrase (although I think he was going to leave his stuff in the skull, not the neck).

YANBU unless you post footage of the act on Youtube.

I think it unreasonable to not post it on Youtube. Otherwise it remains a self-indulgence when we could all have enjoyed it, and got on with some knitting as well.

I know I shouldn't but Thank you Greeny. I am howling with laughter.

I have laughed so hard reading that thread title that I did a surprise trump and it cheered the children up who are miserable this evening.

Heartbreak Ridge - that's where the quote is from. Thank you dh for reminding me.

Oh god.

LOL at the "could you be more specific"

I know it is wrong.

"slap her with the wet bits"

pmsl at meggle's surprise trump

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well it sounds quite like greeny to me

thank you franny [kiss]