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To think NOBODY should fancy max branning?

64 replies

VictorianSqualor · 30/10/2008 12:25

Scorpio?

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thesockmonsterofdoom · 30/10/2008 12:28

eww, scorpo doesnt fancy Max Branning does she? that is so very very very very wrong.

hollyandnoah · 30/10/2008 12:28

All my friends say that my dad looks like Max Branning!! [spew]

jumpingbeans · 30/10/2008 12:31

I liked Jack when he first came on, but I think he looking a bit scraggy, he seems to have lost loads of weight, don't look so good now, and No, no-none should fancy Max, nearly as bad as Ian Beale

twinsetandpearls · 30/10/2008 12:35

Max is an overgrown feotus, quite awful.

twinsetandpearls · 30/10/2008 12:35

Max is an overgrown feotus, quite awful.

Lomond · 30/10/2008 12:36

YANBU! Has a face only a mother would love.

thumblesswitch · 30/10/2008 12:37

no YANBU, I can't understand how anyone could, he is so yuk! Ditto on Ian Beale...

jesuswhatnext · 30/10/2008 12:40

i always feel sorry for the actresses who have to kiss him yeww!

thumblesswitch · 30/10/2008 12:40

so does ramblingrosa, look!

pingping · 30/10/2008 12:41

YANBU!!!

Who is worse though

Max Branning

Phil Mitchell

Ian beale

Minty (who I heart but he is not hot)

worzelgummidge · 30/10/2008 12:41

YANBU Ewwww. I'd be surprised if his mother could love him tbh......

Peachy · 30/10/2008 12:42

VS nicked my idea - get an idea of yer own luv or fark off back to bounty pmsl

No YANBU

twinsetandpearls · 30/10/2008 12:42

I would do minty from that choice. But he would have to shave, change his shirt, hold his tummy in and not talk.

MadameCastafiore · 30/10/2008 12:42

Oooohhh the pigs eyelashes do it for me - only thing I have ever seen horrid eyelashes like Max's on is a pig.

Used to have rude dreams about Jack till I found outhe was a veggie - there is just something about men and meat that just goes together!

worzelgummidge · 30/10/2008 12:42

I think Max is the worst by far. The others at least have some other things going for them.

RagingHormone · 30/10/2008 12:43

I always say he's an overgrown foetus too!!!! And I know an overgrown foetus looking man in RL too. I'm so glad someone else gets that saying!!!

worzelgummidge · 30/10/2008 12:44

He's a veggie??? How disappointing!! I reckon you've killed my Jack dreams now too MadameCastafiore....

SheikYerBATi · 30/10/2008 12:45

lololol at overgrown foetus

MB looks like my nobby work colleague

scorpio1 · 30/10/2008 12:48

YES

i bet he is well dirty

scorpio1 · 30/10/2008 12:49

dirty in a horny way obv

scorpio1 · 30/10/2008 12:49

and my RL crushes and my husband could not be further from him either...

Peachy · 30/10/2008 12:50
Lomond · 30/10/2008 12:53

Scorpio that is just wrong!!!

Now Minty.... I wouldn't say no

scorpio1 · 30/10/2008 12:54

Minty is worse oh yes

so is phil mitchell and Ian beale

MAX is the one

[cringe]

but he must have a rl wife etc? so someone must think he nice too?

VictorianSqualor · 30/10/2008 13:10

Minty worse?
Have you actually seen the pair of them?
bit bulldogish insurance salesman even on days off

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