He is a wrong 'un. Those pink mousey eyes when he cries ('But I neeeeed ya, Tan....'). And the puny white chest with luminous orange pube-type chest hair. Wrong.
Jack is phwooaaaar, though.
Dennis was gorge, too.
Has anyone else noticed how some people call Tanya 'Taaaarn-ya' and some 'Tan-ya'? That would really annoy me...
Anywaaaay...