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to be pissed off by my bf doing a MASSIVE fart whilst were having sex!!!

45 replies

spookycharlotte121 · 06/10/2008 04:54

Title says it all really. Having a bit of midnight fun with my bf. Had "sorted him out" so it was my turn to have some attention and in the middle of it all he did a huge fart. Totally turned me off. He thought it was hilarious, I on the other hand feel rather anoyed and am now "frustrated". It has wound me up so much that I dont think I will be able to get any sleep so have got up to do some work. Might as well benefit in some way for him ruining the mood!!!

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forevercleaning · 06/10/2008 07:08

pmsl

HereComeTheGhouls · 06/10/2008 07:23

As my dear old granny used to say...better out than in!

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/10/2008 07:28

Surely you can see the funny side of this? I would have laughed with him, then made him get on with it and get me back in the mood!

And to be fair to him, you can't always control these things, can you?

A bit silly to wind yourself up about something like this.

Wuxiapian · 06/10/2008 14:13

That's gross.

I would've been mightily pissed off if I were you, too.

Couldn't he hold it in for a bit, fgs?

hecate · 06/10/2008 14:15

lesson - get yourself seen to first and he only gets anything if he has contained himself!

FioFio · 06/10/2008 14:15

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PrettyCandles · 06/10/2008 14:17

Was the other way around for us, once. He farted and I laughed so much that I couldn't go on. Dh was thoroughly pissed off with me, but the mood was completely ruined for me.

Yes, it's terribly rude to fart in company, but TBH under these circumstances it's somewhat uncontrollable.

You'll just have to let bygones be bygones this time.

Fimbo · 06/10/2008 14:17

Ok, as long as he didn't follow through...

DaphneMoon · 06/10/2008 14:19

It's a man thing! My DP farts constantly, as do my brother and nephews. My DP farts in bed, during sex, at the table. It disgusts me. But you should see his face if I let a little one out.....

DaphneMoon · 06/10/2008 14:21

Fimbo, that is known as a "Shart". Saw it in a film with Ben Stiller. His mate walks up to him at a art gallery and says we have to go I have done a shart. Ben says "what's a shart"? He replied "I farted and some shit came out"

Looking at my DP's pants I get the feeling he regularly sharts!

anyfucker · 06/10/2008 14:23

daphnemoon, I nearly sharted myself reading your last post !!

pmsl !!

Fimbo · 06/10/2008 14:23

PMSL at Daphne - love it but tmi about your dp's knicks!

LouMacca · 06/10/2008 14:28

LOL @ this post. There is nothing I can add to the above.

Simplysally · 06/10/2008 14:28

I think I would just laugh tbh but it does spoil the mood doesn't it.

Mind he can't really say much next time you produce a fanjo fart!!

DaphneMoon · 06/10/2008 14:29

But why do men fart more than women? It is a question I am constantly asking my DP. I can feel him tense up in bed as he pushes one out! It is horrible and they smell vile.

To the OP glad he didn't fart when you were "sorting him out" as you put it. Now that would really piss me off !!

pingping · 06/10/2008 14:34

LOL LOL Did it smell as well? Your post is shit funny no pun intendid

MadameOvary · 06/10/2008 14:34

Charlotte you would love my ex - he was no anally retentive that he never did that blokey fart thing EVER, and if he did by accident and i dared to comment, he would blame it on the cat.

pingping · 06/10/2008 14:39

MO lol at blame the cat PMSL that is too funny.

MadameOvary · 06/10/2008 14:43

DD is asleep on me and I am trying to laugh quietly so i dont wake her.
And I meant to write SO anally retentive

DaphneMoon · 06/10/2008 14:56

Apparently if you pull your cheeks apart at the same time it makes it a silent one. Mine are nearly always silent, I must have wide open cheeks

TinkerBellesMum · 06/10/2008 14:58

This thread has given me a laugh.

I think it would ruin things for me too, so you're not alone there. TBD is circumcised and tends to make me feel rather windy if he's at a bad angle (never had this with an intact man) and I have to tell him sometimes to stop and reposition himself, it's horrible!

crokky · 06/10/2008 14:59

I would not mind the laughing as long as a good natured "oops sorry" went with it or something like that.

The first time I stayed over with my now DH, he did a really massive fart and I was a bit shocked!

DaphneMoon · 06/10/2008 15:03

TBD, my DP is not circumcised and I get uncomfortable too. If we do it from behind I end up fango farting for the next 10 minutes. Sometimes we actually used to do it this way, because we couldn't stop laughing afterwards. I would run to the loo to do the usual mopping up afterwards, fanjo farting all the way

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 06/10/2008 15:05

Oh my gosh, take him to the gp immediately, he must have some serious bowel problem.

MMooMar · 06/10/2008 15:08

OMG!!! This thread is just so funny!!!!
Cant stop laughing!

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