to be pissed off by my bf doing a MASSIVE fart whilst were having sex!!!

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Title says it all really. Having a bit of midnight fun with my bf. Had "sorted him out" so it was my turn to have some attention and in the middle of it all he did a huge fart. Totally turned me off. He thought it was hilarious, I on the other hand feel rather anoyed and am now "frustrated". It has wound me up so much that I dont think I will be able to get any sleep so have got up to do some work. Might as well benefit in some way for him ruining the mood!!!

LOL at fanjo farting. Tears are running down my cheeks! Sorry about your partner farting but yoyr thread has really cheered up my monday

It's the other type of wind, I think (I'm sure I've read this on an anti-circ site) that because cut men have to move completely in and out rather than moving inside their foreskin (I can't find the words to explain this lol) that the edge of the glans rubs against the woman's back passage causing bubbles (I'm laughing so much because I can't get my words straight).

so what is it,...we spend the fist year of a boys life trying to get wind out of him and the rest of his life trying to get him to keep it in!

LOL at all of these posts. Agree,..get self sorted first!!!

is this the guy who is shit in bed anyway???

At the risk of grossing you out totally - I once knew a bloke who put his finger on his anus when he farted and then shoved his finger up your nose/in your mouth.

not nice.

intentional or not?

My DH is ALWAYS trumping (I don't mind) but never during sex. Thats a big no no.

I think that you need to return the favour this eve and see whether he minds!

hecate - beleive that is called smudging - as i have just been informed by my dh!!

to the OP - there are worse things to do in bed then fart imo

yes it can kinda ruin the moment, but se/making love should be fun - so wallop him and then continue - as long as he doesnt shove your head under the covers - not that is ooo imo

my dh loves it if i fannyfart

I farted during sex once - by accident...oh the shame..DH was still in me and complained he could feel the vibrations on his cock....

rofl! Funniest thread ever!

OMG I've run out of tissues laughing at this thread. My sides ache

BUT.... I was told (my a relative!) that women don't fart as much as men because they never stop talking long enough to build dup the pressure.

What gets me is if you fanny fart and then laugh and more come out but louder and wetter

Having such a shit day and this thread has really made me LOL.

IMO it's something blokes just do. Make sure you get "sorted" first in future

Ha!Ha! This thread has had me in hysterics!

I farted during sex once ( well several times actually ). I let out a volley in time with the waves of my orgasm and pissed myself laughing! ( Not literally - that would have been a step too far! ) Dp had been too carried away to hear and the poor thing thought I was crying instead of shaking with laughter!

To the op I hope your Dp was suitably apologetic. Nasty behaviour!

My husband can't stop burping during foreplay.
Very offputting!

Ripeberry, your DH is swollowing too much air and not enough pussy

He's such a gas bag! At least it moves against gravity!

Ripeberry, in some countries that's a sign of a good meal!

I am crying with laughter at this thread.....what I hate with fanny farts is that after the deed is done, you know damn well when you've got some air stuck up there somewhere, and you know it has to come out but are wondering how soon. And then you sit bolt upright to go to the toilet/get some tissue or whatever and your fanjo plays a little Mark Ronson medley.

watsthestory

that was the funniest thing I've ever seen

Get outta here.... watsthestory!!!!

It's a lie that men fart more than women. I find that most of the time when I am walking the streets doing my rounds I am accompanying myself on the bum kazoo.