to think that Colin Farrel is a.......

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bogman. I don't get the attraction. Cillian Murphy on the other hand........

can a burd be a knacker?

Sovereign must also be pronounced sovreten.

You just call them 'sovies' here.

Also some will wear these tacky clown pendants the size of Texas round their necks.

aye neds sengas/shugs wiv lil Allleeeeshhaaa

sovies?like stovies fir yer tea. haw sovies yer bucky is over here

i don't care if he makes a pretty girl

speaking of skinny gorgeous men

neds

Oh my God Twoboots, haven't felt so confused since I saw guy pearce in the queen of the dessert.

Priscilla Queen of the dessert I mean. did I spell dessert right. I'm having another chat on the pedant board, but really i'm out of my depth there.

whit aboot chewin the fat neds love it

he really is excellent in breakfast on pluto, seriously he is a better ac-tor.

will smith is a truly handsome man

two, give it up! he's a fair and smooth as my five-year-old highland lass's pink and white cheek.

that's not attractive in a grown, erm, um, man.

i will admit he's got a wee bit of the Noisu in him 'hair like raven, body like snow, lips like blood', but that's where it ends.

Noisu could weild a sword and cillian's so thin he could barely lift one!

Wow. I still think he's gorge. My first ever boyfriend turned out to be gay. Or 'turned gay' as my dad says.... Has that damaged me?

really thought he was wholesome married to Jada pinkett. non?

aye, it's damaged you beyond repair, Liffey.

because it's given you an eye for the lass in a fella, and that's never good .

I mean cillian gorgeous. I sort of want to shag him but it'd be hard not to say 'your skin is so soft'.

blimey!

silly un.

gillian.

REAL men don't look like they were lipstick!

I love jack and victor.

I would go shopping for indian clothes in Glasgow and ask for a senga instead of a lenghas. I would say it in bad urdu with an ulster accent and the shop assistants would piss themselves laughing.