to think that Colin Farrel is a.......

[twoboots]

bogman. I don't get the attraction. Cillian Murphy on the other hand........

it's that whole thing where they look like they can down a pint, hold their own in a fight and then give you a good ol' seein' to.

and a quality accent into the bargain.

sllluurrrppp.

metrosexuals, Etonian accents, too faffy, nah, just not my thing.

i'm with you expat. dont like a man to use more beauty products than myself.

oh, i wouldn't mind that, two. he looks like he'd be good for a right rodgering.

and what's a man for, anyway?

so expat you would respond to a booty call frae gregor fisher

i thought he was lang deid, two!

cillian looks like the Autumn wind here in Argyll would blow him to sticks, and it's not even winter yet! and that he'd need more jackets than my younger lassie.

cycling christ gettin yer nat king cole fae rab c.oh da wet boak.rather huv ella doll

in fact, i'd take David Tennant, weedy, beedy-eyed Paisley refugee that he is (and i should keep my gob shut because i would well end up giving birth to my own son there in the next few weeks!) over that bunch of sticks gillian cillian any day.

at least DT's got a bit of height.

wisht quine, argyl isnae cauld.

is cillian a short arse.Dave tennant doesnt do it for me,not the man who reads Hairy MacLairy

cilluan 5'9'', farrell: 5'10''

impressive!how do you ken that?

oh, DT's a right minger.

but cillian's a lassie in hiding.

colin could at least wear a kilt and people wouldn't fall out laughing, especially when it was pulled up!

i likes his tatts, too.

i like 'em rough-like. a bit cheeky. a big smile.

if they have a bit of a wonky nose from a few fights or accidents, all the better.

a few scars, too.

Sorry, but who is Cillian??? Never heard of him! And how do you pronounce his name - is it SILLY UN? Looks a bit girlie to me, in fact, slightly strange!

Colin is scrumptious
No contest!!!!!!!

bit of a weathered face as they get on.

able to take a pint or two and appreciate a dram of an evening like this.

that kind of man i find re-assuring.

ah wouldnae slate an irish man if ah dinnae kent his height

cm isnt short, ive stood right next to him

my dp is big and hunky and is always as warm as a hot water bottle, just what you need in this weather!

don't get me wrong, there's nowt wrong with a good Irish man, ach, no. as lovely as any Scotsman if he's got a nice thick cock framed right .

kill-ee-ann, but the "silly-un" pronunciation is prevalent

i like elmo's 'gillian' version.

at least cillian would share his buttery

I changed my view on Colin Farrell when I watched Miami Vice

he'd let you scoff the whole thing.

he's too busy slimming for his next project, which is participating in the hammer toss - as the hammer - in the next Cowal Highland Gathering.

have heard about them,what exactly are they?

i of course mean butteries,not some mans hammer

future roles include playing a shinty stick for the Strachur men's team, and as a reed in the world bapiping championships at Blair Atholl.