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to think that Colin Farrel is a.......

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twoboots · 04/10/2008 17:34

bogman. I don't get the attraction. Cillian Murphy on the other hand........

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ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:26

i initially read that as "playing a shitty stick"

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:26

bagpiping.

butteries are this Aberdonian thing, SM.

ye ken how they are.

twoboots · 04/10/2008 21:29

butteries are a squashed lardy grampian croissant. lardy like farrell.

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ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:30

poncy fried breid?

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:33

well, there's nothing lardy about this unless you keep your eyes away from his crotch, m'dears.

twoboots · 04/10/2008 21:33

if you called a butterie poncy on market street yid be deed. and now amount of colin farrell stauner would bring you back.

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ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:35

oh heid the baw!did he no gie britney ine as well?

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:36

it's a fried breid, SM. we had it whilst we were there.

and after that bastard B&B innkeeper lied about our having cancelled a reservation and left us in the road with no place to stay and a 16-month-old bairn in a buggy, i had to feed one to DH to keep him from catching the next train back to his 'Edinburra'.

he bit it and said, 'It's fried breid. Give the rest to the lassie.'

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twoboots · 04/10/2008 21:38

thats a sock! nae a stauner.

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ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:38

as i thought poncy fried breid to me Col Farrell is a slimy slip the haun gobshite

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:38

He'd make you forget all your troubles, KM .

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:40

bet it's bigger than that minge cillian's got, though, two.

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ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:41

mebbe thats whit made wee britney depressed missing her celtic lovestick

expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:41

aye, that's what i'm sayin', KM! and that's it wet, too.

imagine, in the right environment . . .

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Liffey · 04/10/2008 21:42

Twoboots, Colin Farrell not from the bog, not from the hood either like he pretends. He's a bit of a Guy Ritchie. He's from Malahide, went to Gonzaga, his parents play golf at Portmarnock and yet the ROLE OF HIS LIFE, the role he was born to play is ,,,,,,,,, the knacker

And he deserves an Oscar for it. If I were his parents I'd go to Gonzaga and ask for my money back.

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twoboots · 04/10/2008 21:43

well is this good enough for yis

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expatinscotland · 04/10/2008 21:43

he deserves an Oscar for that dobber in his dookers!

ScottishMummy · 04/10/2008 21:43

is he prosperous and pretending to be a rough ass hairy hand son of toil.ah dem posh boys

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twoboots · 04/10/2008 21:45

where was the awful b&b expat, lived in aberdeen for 7 years.

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