to think that Colin Farrel is a.......

[twoboots]

bogman. I don't get the attraction. Cillian Murphy on the other hand........

i feckin hate Ewan MacGregor,narcissistic tosser another pseudo-poor when he is uber posh.went to morrisons academy

his uncle is denis lawson

bet ewan's wife is cock-a-feckin-hoop when he buggers on on his self indulgent travels

i'll have to ask DH. it wasn't THAT far from the train station as we walked easily. we wound up in a hotel across from a kebab

shop right off Union Street. because we went to check in to the B&B, bairn and bags in tow and the bastard flat out lied and said we'd cancelled our reservation.

we'd done no such thing.

but it's one way to deal with a double-booking, as the next innkeeper who turned us away said.

it was the middle of November and though it was clear it was BALTIC and howling a gale.

DH was fit to be tied but i got him a buttery and said we'd have a go of it in the tourist board and they're the ones who found us the hotel.

but he was so scunnered he was all for turning back round and going back to Edinburgh.

ewan's from crieff, no? you can hardly tell sometimes.

he got it back with his wife. she seems a right mare on those motorbike shows. haahaahaahaaa.

so farrell is the product of liberal, intellectual jesuits.

Rich liberals intellectual jesuits....! Is it any wonder he prefers to be a knacker

i do laugh all dem posh kids giving it aye we had it tough(had to share a nanny and only one pony)

Guy Ritchie another rich kid, peddling the rough myth

guy richie is such a twonk.

so's that dried up auld peahen he stays with, too.

jesus they probably made him play cricket and everything, poor bastard. maybe he's only 78% scrotum.

so is his bingo wings missus.put some clothes on madge,stoap showing yer minge in a leotard

wot, no shinty?

they've got a good team in the only secondary school round here! good pipe band, too, and an excellent heilan' dancing school where DD1 will start next year. she's dead chuffed and already jumping about on bits of cardboard.

she's a munter, SM, 'madge'/her indoors/whatever the fuck.

my mum sent us to scottish dancing clases.i hated it.

she asked to go, DD1. not a lot to do round here .

oh lol not a criticism, just i was rubbish and everyone else lithe and graceful

My dc1 does Irish dancing. Loves it. Irish dances in to the kitchen in the morning for breakfast.

i hated irish dancing. i was the only one who didnt have a perm. also couldn't keep my hands by my sides.

They had some Irish dancers through from Glasgow at the highland games last month.

But they looked so different from the highland dancing girls, mostly because of their hair.

Is it all wigs or just curled up like?

The highland girls just had theirs plaited and tied up.

I never did it, so I force my dd to do it. Taht is how it works. My dd will force her dd to do ballet.

They do it in jeans now thank god. NO wigs, no tans. But then, I'm on the south side. They do wigs and tans on the north side. (runs for cover)

maybe thats explains farell's need to be a knacker- he has a thing for blonde's with bad hair and orange tans. thats not quite fair he has a thing for anyone with a fanjo.

Is that the schemey side, Liffey, where all the Irish neds abide?

'he has a thing for blonde's with bad hair and orange tans. thats not quite fair he has a thing for anyone with a fanjo.'

he's been going out with some Dubliner med student called Muireann with long black hair for a couple of years now.

whatabout plastic paddy's/jocks who try so damn hard to be celtic its painful."hame is best" goin on about ole country/ole ways

just reread my post, my grammer is getting worse- drinking cairn o mohr bramble wine. I love the stuff, I get boxes of it sent down from perth.

Cillian would make a very beautiful girl I think.