To ask my neighbour to wash her car?

[SuchAPerfectDay]

It is so filthy, and looks especially bad in the sunshine. We have a shared driveway and I hate that my guests have to see it as they arrive.

If she can't be bothered to wash it (and she spends enough time smoking in the garden every day to wash it ten times over fgs) she could at least park it in the garage.

hahahaha!!!!! rofl!

Oh go and squeeze your spots...or go and get ready for school.

lolol

you have made my day

just use your finger to write on the back is your woman as dirty as my car

or something similar

I think it is a jolly good idea to ask her to wash her car.

And afterwards you could change your name to HyacinthBouquet.

You can always tell a blagger by the fact that even though they are told to piss off they don't retaliate, they just continue to post on the subject, its a dead giveaway.. NEXT!

Oh my gosh that is shocking! A dirty car and you share a driveway? You are right to be concerned, I mean, what if your visitors think it is your car?!

You need to sort out this problem now. Have you considered reporting her to the ocuncil? Perhaps they could issue her with an asbo?

Oh Zippi I would love to but that would just bring down the tone even more. It's only recently their car has been so bad, I wish I knew why, maybe she's depressed?

Last month we had to deal with white vans on the road for almost a week as our neighbours had new windows put in, it was hideous. what next?

Oh well, if there are agreements then I expect you have one of those lovely neighbourhood committees to sort out that sort of thing for you. Make sure and ask Chardonnay to put it onto the next agenda for you, along with the item about number 12's unacceptable grass-cutting schedule.

Good wind up, Perfect Day.

Why are you making fun? We paid a premium for this house expecting we wouldn't have to deal with such irritations as this. Did we waste our money?

yabu
and very daft

Before the children we lived in inner city London for years, I wanted to move to somewhere we knew would always look lovely, where there would be no fridges in gardens or unkempt lawns. Where we would feel happy and safe, and I could wash the dishes with a lovely view of tidy gardens with neat borders. This huge dirty car is ruining my life.

LOL why dont you sticka broom up yer jacksi and you can sweep the drive as you walk

her car

get a life

bugs you that much buy sun glasses for you and guests.so you dont see it

you poor unfullfilled person

if you paid a premium, you would not have anything as common as a shared drive

Why dont you write on it "i wish my husband was this dirty?" or "clean me" when she's not looking then she might wash it out of embarrassment lol

"I wanted to move to somewhere we knew would always look lovely"

Try Stepford.

clerly one is not so prosperous that you have a shared driveway Dahling.now dont be so silly

no yanbu...my neighbour insists on having her shopping delivered by asda..i have asked her ( very reasonably ) if she can get them to deliver only under the cover of darkness....i mean, what if my guests saw it?

you have my sympathy.

lulu and scottishmummy in agreement shocker for the 4th time

I regret even asking, I'd have thought at least some of you could sympathise.

OMG - would hate to live next to you.