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AIBU?

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Original poster

to expect my dh to wait a while before wanting bumsex

48 replies

FanjolinaJolly · 15/08/2008 22:55

I have recently given birth to twins.My dh is gorgeous in most respects but is pressurising me about having liasons sexual up the derriere.I am quiter frasnkly,m'dears too tired what with my hectic lifestyle and meedja attention-AIBU??

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 15/08/2008 22:56

wot, he doesn't mind the piles?

kormachameleon · 15/08/2008 22:57

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olympicsnotfederer · 15/08/2008 22:57
Grin
CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat · 15/08/2008 22:59

Send him back to where you found him.

ilovemydog · 15/08/2008 23:00
Hmm
Mamazon · 15/08/2008 23:01

if i were married to Brad pitt he could shag me i8n the ear for all i cared!

Original poster
FanjolinaJolly · 15/08/2008 23:02

huh! I think you are being a leetle unfair,Fabio (Whiny pout emoticon)

Its not EASY being a world famous sex godess icon,y'know

OP posts:
solo · 15/08/2008 23:02

Tell him arseholes!

Original poster
FanjolinaJolly · 15/08/2008 23:02

(PMSL at from Ilovemydog!!)

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CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat · 15/08/2008 23:05

Does your dp have any upcoming work? Are you worried he might get too friendly with his co-starworker?

Ashantai · 15/08/2008 23:07

Have to admit that i've never really enjoyed bumsex much anyway, but after recently giving birth to twins???. As solo said "ARSEHOLES"

TheNinkynork · 15/08/2008 23:12

What are you drinking, FanjolinaJolly?

solo · 15/08/2008 23:22

solo's having trouble in the arsehole department, so it's a leetle beet sensiteeve a conversation ight now

solo · 15/08/2008 23:23

*Right now

Original poster
FanjolinaJolly · 15/08/2008 23:24

A very nice Chilean Merlot,Ninky

Sorry about your arse problem,solo and sympathy.

OP posts:
olympicsnotfederer · 15/08/2008 23:25

duhhh

I just got it

Mamazon · 15/08/2008 23:25

teh arse or the subject is sensetive?

solo · 15/08/2008 23:46

the subject of arseholes Mamazon...threadworm UGH!!! Have taken pill though so arsehole should be fine soon.
Thanks for sympathy Fanjolina.

Cryptoprocta · 16/08/2008 13:29

I gave birth 3.5 weeks ago. Quote from DH: "But you didn't have stitches in your mouth"

Bumdiddley · 16/08/2008 13:32

May a recommend bagpiping as a substitute?

AbbaFan · 16/08/2008 13:33

I gave birth 4 years ago and there's no way anything is coming at me from behind.....EVER!

olympicsnotfederer · 16/08/2008 13:33

bagpiping ?

SoupDragon · 16/08/2008 13:34

You had a CS so your arse should be in a pristine condition.

CaptainFabioHiltsTheCoolerCat · 16/08/2008 13:35

I have just googled bagpiping
roffle roffle roffle

mamadiva · 16/08/2008 13:36

LOL I just got this thread! Haha I was already to say tell him to fark off and be more considerate. But hey am slightly thick

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