In thinking that our Trolls simply aren't trying hard enough these days?

[DorrisMcWhirter]

I mean, come on, they used to put some effort into the scenarios.
Now they're just a bit......Meh.

What do they teach these days?!

I mean to say, weird stalker people and blokes who think their wives may be unfaithful as their younger friend has an inhumanly sized wang?
[tutting old fogey emoticon]

The subtlety is all gone.

There's a bloody lot of them around at the mo though.

I think there is one lurking - wanting her 5yo not to accept presents but donations to charity instead

Perhaps we could extend them the courtesy of giving them their own section in the summer holidays - trollsnet?

Claricebeansmum - PMSL at giving a goat or a toilet!!

Trolls are just soooooo yesterday.

Ah but credit where it's due - perfectinpink was utterly superb.

Ah yes, the pink wedding one - I did enjoy that!

I missed the pink wedding one

This is just annoying.

All these new names cropping up with crappy first time OPs.

Think I will call it a day om mumsnet for some time.

Hey! How about DanielJohnston last Christmas huh?

Missed that one Rhubarb - will ahve to search now as I'm daftly nosey!
Oh don't go QS - just pick through the troll dung - there's still old mnet in there somewhere!

school hols = troll season.
I noticed that last xmas. Even more so now.

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Shineyhappypeople was good at doing troll threads.

The pinkweddingone was good because it wasn't nasty any way.

Yes - the trolls have lost their subtley.

It is best when they don't reveal themselves totally in the OP - it only happens gradually as the discussion wears on by which time some other posters are too engrossed to step back...

i miss the trolls of old . . .

That's why I enjoyed the shuffling mags in the loo one.

I replied sensibly to the charity present one then noticed '50 friends'...

Ah then there was the classic one of the Mumsnetter who put blue cheese up her fanny because she'd run out of natural yoghurt

Yes, the harmless ones where people are incredulous, suspicious, yet can't quite hold back from posting! They are the best. These nasty trolls are just talentless.

There was a bit of a funny cross post in the 5uo posting - x-posted with : Serves you right for spoiling her !!

Perhaps I could offer 'TrollSchool' where they could learn to create interesting and amusing posts?

Link doesn't work Nagapie

Love the idea of "troll school"...

Is this their song?