Give me your most random ‘ick’

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I want the weirdest of icks, I’m bored and want a giggle..

I’ll go first…

skinny jeans

Overly built men/bodybuilders that wear those horrible gym vests with the gaping armholes. They tend to use the sunbeds a lot too so are normally a weird shade of red and when they do get out of their gym gear they wear short sleeves shirts that are straining at the seams with skinny jeans and little white trainers. Massive, massive ick.

So you'll never marry a Mormon then 😁

Men with long nails 🤢🤢🤢

Depends how much lennor you use...

Grey tracksuit bottoms on men, one dad on the school run had a dark mark on the front where he must have constantly rubbed
hands down front of trousers, I swear one day im going to slap their hands

My DH tried on skinny jeans once, he's 6'5" and an ex basketball player. It was hilarious. I look like a parsnip in them!

I can't abide the 'bikini wax' beard as per page one of this thread. It looks pervy.

Men who drink halves or Gin and Tonic.

People who eat fish looking for bones.

Mine are gum chewing and spitting.
I can whole heartedly with the majority of these traits and I can luckily say most don't apply to me. Except the beer gut / middle aged spread which I am deeply ashamed of and I find very difficult to cover up effectively all the time, I just look like a snake that's swallowed an animal whole.

However, I walk at 10to2 and that's just the way I was built and it causes me crippling embarrassment having suffered through school. I tried to correct it but causes terrible pain in my knees and hips. So please hold off on the ones that people can't help.

Having an interest in football.
Body hair (below the waist is fine).
Beards.

Men's feet.

Boak!

middle aged men using words like ‘chicks’

Men of any age using those words, especially ‘totty’..🤮

Men who hold their nose when jumping into a swimming pool.

Men who wear more than one ring. Yuck.

Surely that's using the surname as a first name, as is common across some areas of the UK eg Robson Green.
Kevin, Carl. Gaz, Darren, all very common and along with Alan, still used in Eastern Europe. It tends to be because of those families, there are babies with thise names, about.

Any of the shapeless, sludge coloured, or barrel shaped clothing recommended on S&B. Give me leggings any day over the clown trousers women are being persuaded to buy.

😂
Does anyone do that??
Outside of old Carry On Films?
I'm picturing Charles Hawtrey.
😂

😂😂

Anyone hanging a tea towel on an oven door.

Oh no. That’s me. Why? I have 30 years of that to atone for.

😅 Very distant memory unlocked! Charles Hawtrey!

ETA he’d be wearing a stripey, oldfashioned romper style swimming costume!

Oh dear, I didn’t realise how many icks I have! (Or what a paragon of virtue DH is)
I agree wholeheartedly with most of these…

I will add:
wearing a collar and tie with jeans
short sleeved shirts, particularly with a tie.
wearing what is obviously the jacket for a suit, especially with jeans
grey marle anything
those bright football shirts which appear to be made of plastic
baseball caps

Washing up bowl left in damp sink to grow who knows what underneath. Damp towels screwed up on rack to not air properly. Pegs left on washing line. Washing line left up in winter. Abandoned plant pots. Christmas cards not firmly stuck on a display thing. Christmas cards sideways on on a bit of string. The back of pubs with extraction fan blowing out fatty smell. Any sort of vaping or smoking. Just anything really!

You know the X stitch at the back of a coat? It is meant to be temporary, it is meant to be removed. Every winter the same struggle.

😂😂

Oh dear. My rescue cat is called Totty! So named, by rescue people, she was found in Tottenham. There was another called Finsbury. She’s a black cat and they are already hard to home apparently. I thought of changing it but she’s been through so much already in her little life I didn’t want her to lose her name too. I have warned my husband not to stand at back door calling her name. 🙈🙈🙈

When they say arks instead of ask.

Of instead of have.