Give me your most random ‘ick’

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I want the weirdest of icks, I’m bored and want a giggle..

I’ll go first…

skinny jeans

The word Ick

Why is everyone saying leggins? It's legginGs.

I saw Richard Madely on an episode of Romesh Ranganathan’s Parents Evening recently. He happily admitted to Romesh that he hasn’t worn underwear for years. It made me feel 🤢 I wanted one of the other guests to ask him how often he washes his trousers and dry cleans his suits.

Mobile phones in the wallet case, so you have the strap across your face when on a call..

This 😂
Always suspicious of men in joggers after I was i terviewed for a place in flatshare by a seedy man wearing them once many years ago - won’t elaborate why 🤢😂

Saying 'th' as 'f' is hideous. As in 'fought, free, fink...'

Also 'g' as 'k'. Some fink.

Using cutlery incorrectly
Football fans (also stone island, adidas sambas and other associated football clothing)
men with either golf or cycling as a hobby
bad drivers

Also, people who send voice notes
People having calls on loudspeaker or FaceTime in public/without headphones

Your forgetting the spotless 4WD that's never left the city 😂😂

MAMILS ( middle aged man in Lycra)

If YOU don't mind them, crack on!

I reckon that was a test. You didn’t pass, so you didn’t get to go in his Aston Martin…

Other peoples husbands.

Specifically them farting, smelling of BO, food in their teeth, speaking down to their wives/children, not doing their share, having terrible haircuts, wearing horrible wide leg joggers, cropped cargo pants, flip flops in winter or other ridiculous shoes!

My husband isn't perfect but thankfully none of that applies to him. I'm clearly not likely to cheat 😅

Gym bros who make working out at the gym their entire personality 😂

People who can’t spell ,I once dumped a perfectly lovely man as he ended a text with “thats how I role” instead of that’s how I roll 😬 even if he had spelled it correctly it would have given me the ick 😑

Also I once met a really fit plumber in a bar dressed in his work clothes (black tee shirt,black jeans, workman boots and that belt thing they wear with tools in (it was lunchtime)
I gave him my number and he called and we arranged to meet.
He turned up wearing a check shirt, snow washed jeans, a beige puffy body warmer and deck shoes, no socks in November!

Loafers without socks.
Slurping soup.
Drinking milk out of cereal bowl.
Finishing off gravy with a spoon (I could hardly bring myself to write that one, it makes me feel queasy just thinking about it)

@NewGoldFox Paul Mescal gets a pass as it was a silver chain and he was Connell at the time.

Men with flat feet
Boring M&S chinos
Wearing fleeces all the time
Cardigans
Constantly washing or polishing a car
Men walking a small dog like a Bichon Freise
Baseball caps
Anything with the word Ferrari on it

People saying “it’s giving…”, “lowkey”, “yaaas queeen”, or any of these popular phrases they hear online, etc. especially when they’re a grown adult who never used to speak like that 🤮

People who drop their 'h's. My DH has suddenly started to do this and it makes me cringe every single time.
People who use their cutlery incorrectly.

Why not have a walk around the East end of London and educate them how to "speak propa"

I call that the "carrying invisible rolls of carpet" walk

My dentist said ‘slay queen’. Ewww.

My icks - DHs retainer.

Leaving anything touching the sink or even leaving anything on the sink.

People working out in the gym who stink, it’s obvious that gym stuff is on its 3/4 wear.

Any kind of chain on a bloke.

Blokes in bootcut jeans.

Lenor Outdoorsbles & all the other strongly scented laundry products.

Vest tops.

Socks with sliders.

Men who shave their chests. Just why.