Give me your most random ‘ick’

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I want the weirdest of icks, I’m bored and want a giggle..

I’ll go first…

skinny jeans

Oh no 🤮🤮🤮

I don’t know if it’s a thing in the UK, but city hipsters here in Australia like to dress like designer-clad wealthy owners of vast outback cattle properties. They wear the $700 RM Williams Chelsea boots (£365), the matching belt ($500/£260) with the $100/£52 fancy (extra) buckle and whatever hideous chinos cattle cockles wear with flannel shirts imported from Italy. In their lunch break, before they toddle off from the office to the cafe over the road for lunch, they don their Akubra hats ($300-600/£156-£365) and spend a fortune on beard grooming. These men will discuss craft beers annd cars and use the word “artisinal” and “craftsmanship” in every sentence. Most of them are private school boys who become real estate agents and salesmen and you know they have never been further out of the city than the outer suburbs one night when they were drunk and at uni.

All of this.

No longer a thing now but men who used to jiggle their coins in their pocket 🤑 or have their keys on a stretchy string thing from their waist.

Men who say I’ll love you and leave you rather than I’m off now or see you.

Men who say they’re going for a slash/piss.

Men who lick their knives.

Men who sit back and let the women clear the table and smile benignly as if they’re in Victorian times.

Men with hair on their necks.

Men who leave shaving hair in the sink.

Men who fart audibly in the en suite as if you can’t hear it.

Men who will only eat overcooked steak in restaurants. Men who don’t eat veg. Men who won’t go to proper restaurants.

Men who wear those glasses that go dark when they’re outside but not properly dark (unless they have a medical condition).

Men with bristly moustaches that stick out.

Men who ignore women in a mixed group unless they fancy them.

Oh god panties. And titties…

People who say fink, fort, fanks etc, rather than think, thought, thanks! Actually makes my skin crawl

Signet rings. Ewww. My last ex wore one with his own initials on. Why? What is the point, in case he forgets his name? They are gross to me!

Alan Carr.

Men who eat cake - so effeminate 🤮 Even worse if they use a fork or spoon to do so.
Men who wear jewellery - even wedding rings.
Men who can't mend cars, put up shelves and walls.
Men who like cats.
Men who don't like dogs.
Sedentary men
Men who don't read.
Men who have no hobbies at all.
Wheedling voice in the bedroom - instant heave.

Deck shoes. Oh god just the thought.

White men with dreadlocks.

Those cheesecloth linen clothes.

Lycra.

You've reminded me of that white spittle in the corner of their lips and as they speak it gets more gooey 🤢

😆 🤣 😂

Oh back hair that's a good one too

When someone needs a drink and their mouth edges stick together when they talk

middle aged men using words like ‘chicks’

fag smell on anyone

Hairy ears 🤮

And hair that curls in the nape of the neck.

Not being able to adult eg unable to cook

And oh yes pointy, click-clack shoes

Manbags

I remember a comedian saying something along the lines of:

Black or white, rich or poor, there's one thing that we can all agree on... no one likes a white man with dreadlocks!

Really tight clothes on beefy/ fat-ish guys, especially if they have a big bum. Tight jeans on guys that look like leggins.

Jeans that are very low down plus a bet that seem to be just hanging on the cock. I would never even speak to someone wearing their pants like that (I'm not talking about the "gangster" look a lot of Black kids have, which is also idiotic. I'm talking people wearing jeans with belt very low for no reason whatsoever).

Anyone who writes leggins rather than leggings.

I've just realised my DH exhibits many of these icky qualities. What to do?

People not pronouncing vowels in words or names. eg A-Meel-ya rather than A-mee-lia. Gabe-rel rather that Gabe-ree-el

You should be so lucky !
I once dated a fish merchant and first date he came to pick me up in a fish van. The smell was awful and it lingered on all my clothes. I told him I couldn't stand it. He told me not to worry because he's give it a better clean next time. There wasn't a "next time"......

Fussy eaters. Adults who can’t even tolerate a tiny amount of spice in food

wearing high waisted trousers like Simon Cowell

calling mum mummy

dancing with their elbows glued to their sides a little stiffly

Leggings (outside of the gym) are minging. On both men and women. Wear something else . There’s no excuse