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Spooky Joseph Adverts

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SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 04:19

Is it just me?

I am currently being bombarded by adverts for Joseph. One of them is of what appears to be a skeletal android with a really weirdly made up face, wearing some kind of long black leather gown thing. She has what I realised on inspection were a large metallic belt and necklace, which appear to look as though she has gynormous holes through her centre and throat.

I find them really alarming and reminicent of a 16th century witch hunt.

I've just checked MN and it seems that it is against rules to post adverts. I did report to Joseph that it scares the bejeepers out of me. Don't know if anyone else has been getting it?

Well freaky.

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CurlsLDN · 10/10/2026 06:42

I haven’t seen this but I’m curious! What is Joseph?

  • Joseph Joseph kitchen stuff?
  • Joseph and the technicolour dream coat?

if you’re seeing the ads on MN they are likely Google ads, which are personal to you. If there’s a tiny blue triangle in the corner click on that and you can choose not to see that ad anymore

Nitgel · 10/10/2026 06:48

Hoseph clothing? Can you do a screenshot?

sorrynotathome · 10/10/2026 06:58

I thought this was going to be about a new Christmas trend..

Blankitout · 10/10/2026 07:30

Thanks for the information re reporting ads @CurlsLDN . I had no idea what the blue triangle was all about.
I don't think I've seen the Joseph ad but I do regularly get an advert for another company which I really dislike so I've just followed your advice.

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:36

CurlsLDN · 10/10/2026 06:42

I haven’t seen this but I’m curious! What is Joseph?

  • Joseph Joseph kitchen stuff?
  • Joseph and the technicolour dream coat?

if you’re seeing the ads on MN they are likely Google ads, which are personal to you. If there’s a tiny blue triangle in the corner click on that and you can choose not to see that ad anymore

Edited

it's the clothing brand.

I did delete it but I can't find the pic on their site now. I wrote to them and said it was alarming but it didn't go down very well! I was apparently insulting their creatives dept! Maybe they've removed it?

I have a copy of the image in the message i sent them, but I dont think I'm allowed to post it on MN? I may be wrong ... ??

Will happily post it if it's allowed. Don't want to get booted off MN though.

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GarlicEverything · 10/10/2026 07:37

From this shoot:

https://joseph-fashion.com/pages/autumn-winter-campaign

Models have got very thin again. I find some comfort in the thought that things are moving so fast in fashion, they'll probably be all well-covered muscle by 2028.

Spooky Joseph Adverts
BirdsongSunshine · 10/10/2026 07:43

What a bizarre post! 🤣 Had you just returned home from a boozy night out, OP?

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:46

GarlicEverything · 10/10/2026 07:37

From this shoot:

https://joseph-fashion.com/pages/autumn-winter-campaign

Models have got very thin again. I find some comfort in the thought that things are moving so fast in fashion, they'll probably be all well-covered muscle by 2028.

Yes! Was just trying to take a pic of it to share. She's so thin she has a hole through her middle. I totally freaks me out. Is it just me?

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MozzieFreeZone · 10/10/2026 07:52

It’s a belt. With a buckle.

Hedgerowmanager · 10/10/2026 07:56

You seen easily spooked OP.

Or else you need to visit your optician.

It’s a very ordinary looking advert.

GarlicEverything · 10/10/2026 07:58

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:46

Yes! Was just trying to take a pic of it to share. She's so thin she has a hole through her middle. I totally freaks me out. Is it just me?

Well, I didn't see it that way. But the campaign blurb talks about the creators' use of negative space, so I'd say you fully absorbed their visual message!

curleyclaire · 10/10/2026 08:11

It's just you, yes.

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 08:12

GarlicEverything · 10/10/2026 07:58

Well, I didn't see it that way. But the campaign blurb talks about the creators' use of negative space, so I'd say you fully absorbed their visual message!

Hahaha!

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curleyclaire · 10/10/2026 08:12

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:46

Yes! Was just trying to take a pic of it to share. She's so thin she has a hole through her middle. I totally freaks me out. Is it just me?

A whole through her middle? 😂
Is a visit to specsavers due?

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 08:15

Hedgerowmanager · 10/10/2026 07:56

You seen easily spooked OP.

Or else you need to visit your optician.

It’s a very ordinary looking advert.

You are quite right! I am probs easily spooked and need glasses! But honestly, if you see the whole (small) image on the side of your screen, she REALLY looks like she's been hollowed out.

(... she says - trying to dig her way out ...)

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MajorSamanthaCarter · 10/10/2026 08:16

Your interpretation of that picture is, well, it's something!
I can't believe you reported it 🤣

Jerrybalanitis · 10/10/2026 08:16

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:46

Yes! Was just trying to take a pic of it to share. She's so thin she has a hole through her middle. I totally freaks me out. Is it just me?

Yes. Its a you thing.

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 08:20

MajorSamanthaCarter · 10/10/2026 08:16

Your interpretation of that picture is, well, it's something!
I can't believe you reported it 🤣

I have a very creative and graphic imagination. That'll be it.

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Hedgerowmanager · 10/10/2026 08:32

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 08:15

You are quite right! I am probs easily spooked and need glasses! But honestly, if you see the whole (small) image on the side of your screen, she REALLY looks like she's been hollowed out.

(... she says - trying to dig her way out ...)

Edited

I hope you have a big enough sofa to hide behind to watch Halloween films.

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 09:25

Hedgerowmanager · 10/10/2026 08:32

I hope you have a big enough sofa to hide behind to watch Halloween films.

You'll be surprised to learn that I don't watch horror films. I was invited by an older neighbour to watch a vampire film with her on a Friday night (horror films were a then weekly event - showing my age). It took me several years to recover. The only thing I've seen since was the Blair Witch Project, which I thought was something to do with the Prime Minister. Terrifying.

(I may have perhaps made the Tony B bit up.)

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Hedgerowmanager · 10/10/2026 09:30

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 09:25

You'll be surprised to learn that I don't watch horror films. I was invited by an older neighbour to watch a vampire film with her on a Friday night (horror films were a then weekly event - showing my age). It took me several years to recover. The only thing I've seen since was the Blair Witch Project, which I thought was something to do with the Prime Minister. Terrifying.

(I may have perhaps made the Tony B bit up.)

Now that was a surprise! Grin

That was an easy mistake to make, with the Blair Witch Project though.

scoobysnaxx · 10/10/2026 09:47

CurlsLDN · 10/10/2026 06:42

I haven’t seen this but I’m curious! What is Joseph?

  • Joseph Joseph kitchen stuff?
  • Joseph and the technicolour dream coat?

if you’re seeing the ads on MN they are likely Google ads, which are personal to you. If there’s a tiny blue triangle in the corner click on that and you can choose not to see that ad anymore

Edited

This is what I thought 😂😂

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 09:55

In an attempt to reclaim some sense of sanity and indeed dignity, here's more of the image. And look! She's bluddy levitating unall!

I somehow suspect that this may perhaps make my case somewhat weaker. However, thank you all for sharing the early hours with me!

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TheLastSilverSaint · 10/10/2026 09:58

Grow up.

SabrinaBricklayer · 10/10/2026 09:59

SpookyPant · 10/10/2026 07:46

Yes! Was just trying to take a pic of it to share. She's so thin she has a hole through her middle. I totally freaks me out. Is it just me?

That hole is a belt buckle surely?