AIBU not warning a woman her shorts had ridden up?

[Ilikesundays]

Went for a coffee this morning. A “mature” lady was sitting with male friend at opposite table. I didn’t take much notice, but, suddenly, looking up across the cafe I couldn’t help seeing that her very short shorts had ridden up, she evidently wasn’t wearing isn’t pants underneath and all or almost all was revealed. I immediately looked away but she stayed put for the duration of my visit. Should I have warned her? I was too embarrassed to say anything. WWYHD?

Was he just wearing normal shorts rather than proper swimming shorts? The latter always have a built-in orange net for the safe containment of 'wedding vegetables', don't they?

It's a bit weird that somebody had specifically taught him to say that in a very particular scenario that you would imagine wouldn't happen all that often!

Surely you would know if your vag was hanging out, maybe she was airing it and felt hot

She must have a strange anatomy. How on earth does this happen?

@BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows I assumed he was quick witted and made it up not that someone taught him. He was about 15 not a young child

No, not all swimming trunks have the built-in mesh, as some men find it itchy and uncomfortable. My brother would always refuse to wear the mesh ones for that reason.

Ah, OK, thanks - I was assuming a 'young boy' would be maybe 6 or 7 at most. In general, 15yo lads don't even want to be called boys anymore; let alone young ones!

But surely, if it's an acknowledged hazard of loose swimming shorts that goolies will likely escape and become visible - to the extent that meshes are commonly sewn into men's and boys' swimming shorts as standard - then those who deliberately choose the kind that are loose but don't have a mesh must be aware of the need to comport themselves very carefully?

Just like, if you choose to wear high stillettos, you realise full-well that you're obviously not going to be able to move anywhere near as quickly or flexibly as the person standing next to you in trainers can.

Well yes that's a very good question. I have just put it to him 😁😁😁 ... and he says yes, it got all twisted round. 🙄

It's the trend. She and many others were those shorts that show the butt cheeks and ride up their crack to emphasise the shape. I don't know where to look either.

If I see a wardrobe malfunction occur to someone who has attempted to dress at least semi-decently, they're getting a discreet notification.

If I see a wardrobe malfunction occur to someone who has deliberately chosen an overly revealing outfit with a high probability of failure, they will be on the receiving end of a very intrigued stare while I consider their life choices and exactly what it is that's on show!

For example, as a percentage, roughly how much of their arse is actually hanging out of their shorts?

If I think someone is deliberately exposing themselves, they get the stare, along with some head-tilting, possibly a finger and thumb measuring up, and a very loud, unflattering comment about the exhibition.

That sounds horribly painful.

DH was in a tank regiment. I recall him saying that one rather tall chap was excused wearing shorts in the tropics, because army issue khaki shorts couldn't quite cope with him.

I saw a lot of people wearing the pajama shorts as day shorts this summer. The very thin cotton.

Absolutely grim. They get caught in the bum, ride up at the back - usually on one side, the seam travels - dreadful.

I could see those type of shorts doing what the op says.

Well yes presumably. The ones I have seen are quite loose fitting but have elastic around the bottom of the legs to prevent the accidental escape of oversized or inflated tackle. Not really an issue we have to worry about personally as DP and I are naturists!

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Sometimes people do this on purpose.

OK you stretched that one too far OP, 2/10 for effort.

Adds labiaplasty to list of potential future plastic surgery list.

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God there are some hilarious responses on this thread, I have been crying with laughter.
what a fabulous way to start Monday morning.

Oh. Yes, I see. Bollocks then, one way or the other.

😁 Hilarious, you paint a video picture.

Then you should have said something. Especially if it was a public space that children could come into. That’s nasty of this woman to be out like that.

What might happen if a child gets a glimpse of part of an accidentally exposed labia? I mean, it's not ideal but they're not going to be scarred for life.