AIBU not warning a woman her shorts had ridden up?

[Ilikesundays]

Went for a coffee this morning. A “mature” lady was sitting with male friend at opposite table. I didn’t take much notice, but, suddenly, looking up across the cafe I couldn’t help seeing that her very short shorts had ridden up, she evidently wasn’t wearing isn’t pants underneath and all or almost all was revealed. I immediately looked away but she stayed put for the duration of my visit. Should I have warned her? I was too embarrassed to say anything. WWYHD?

Maybe she just had a big bulging fanny.
I always wear long tops as my own protrudes when I wear leggings. I have slim legs, someone could think that I had a penis.

Absolutely not.

We used to say "It's snowing down south" here.

Probably would have kicked off and defiantly accused all of the male security guards of being perverts for looking/noticing her. If she makes money from that kind of 'content', she may well see it that they should automatically be very grateful for getting it for free.

Some people have absolutely no shame and are extremely entitled.

I think it was tsc ‘the second coming’ not entirely sure

I had a really grim boyfriend for far too long and this is the sort of thing he and his ex wife would have got off on. Sadly I didn't realise how bad he was til after we broke up.

What the fuck is wrong with people, seriously? Keep your wrinkly ballsack and labia to yourselves. 😄

It's a shame there isn't an internationally-recognised way of indicating that, if you end up exposing private parts of yourself in public, it's accidental and you'd really appreciate somebody discreetly telling you; OR that you're a pervy exhibitionist who knows/is doing it deliberately/doesn't care and will not take kindly to being told - and will maybe accuse the person who tells you of being the pervert!

My grandma always said, "Charlie's dead," to indicate a petticoat on show.

And not your labia!

FlapRoam 😅👏👏
Underappreciated post.
I salute you Madam.

And under a table too? I’m confused!

I think her age is relevant, because we don't expect to see an elderly lady wearing hot pants and no knickers.

Must have been

OP said she was middle aged. But do we expect to see anyone in a cafe flashing their genitalia? I don't.

Or…not your tent, not your flaps

I’m always amazed at how many people get their knickers in a twist (pun intended!) at the merest tiny unintentional glimpse of anything resembling genitalia. Granted it is usually covered and not on display, but at the end of the day they’re just body parts, we’ve all got them!

What cafe were you in? 🤣🤣😉

Could have been wearing a g string?

But G-strings aren't really pants, are they; they merely suggest pants!

It'd be fine under something sufficiently long, but surely nobody would wear one under something bum-skimmingly short and genuinely not realise that they'd be flashing people with their genitals or bahookie?!

I'm sure she will be aware at some point herself.

Regarding the sayings that let women know a part of their clothing or anatomy are on show. When I was very young I was at a Lido and a young boy said to me "I see Bristol's out the cup this year" I thought why on earth is he talking football to me, shook my head and wandered off then realised my bikini top had slipped and my boob was on show. Then I got it. It did make me laugh.

Only yesterday my husband and I were by the hotel pool; he had curled himself up on his side and yes, his tackle was peeking out of leg of his swimming shorts (at the back for those of you trying to imagine the sight).
I told him to get it covered up smartish! 😁

The male instructors at our gym all seem to wear those double shorts so that there are no accidents.

When I'm running, I wear compression shorts, but 6 or 9 inch length. My knobbly knees are covered by my knees supports. Most of the women at the gym either wear the compression type or the double type, if they're not wearing leggings.

I guess your husband's mishap explains why some swimming pools abroad insist on Speedos.