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Stopping the boats is easy...

460 replies

titbumwillypoo · 22/08/2026 15:47

All we have to do is abandon the ECHR, the Refugee Convention, the UN, the G7, NATO and the WTO. Then we can break maritime law and start sinking the boats. Obviously we'd have to proscribe the RNLI and change the job description of the coast guard to encourage people who want to sink boats to sign up. The fishermen will be fine.
Once we start with this deterrent we can start kicking out other undesirables. I'd start with the students. Coming over here using our universities as a gateway to benefits street. So we ban them, no more student visas. We might see a few universities close but no great loss, you learn more in the school of life.
After that take away access to ALL benefits for anyone not born here. Don't care if you've always worked and paid your taxes you're not ENGERLISH so less Dr Khalid more Dr Callum.
Obviously once we start making Britain Great again there may be a couple of teensy issues. Food might cost a lot more because the lefty EU might not want to trade with a nation that wants to isolate itself and kill innocent people. It'll be fine because there will be 100% employment because instead of benefits you'll have to do your 60 hours on the food farm to earn your pound credits.
Family will be legally obliged to look after any living relative as there won't be anyone left to do it because we deported them all. And obviously the NHS was full of loony lefties who went round caring for people instead of focusing on what really mattered, which is profit.
They're just a couple of the benefits of stopping the boats, because who cares about the bigger picture or unintended consequences eh?
Giving up our place on the world stage is a small price to pay for stopping a handful of people coming from countries we benefited from or bombed isn't it?

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Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:47

NancyThompson · 22/08/2026 17:45

Plus then the money to be made doing Deliveroo on someone else's account.

Shhhh. We're supposed to ignore all that. 🙄

titbumwillypoo · 22/08/2026 17:48

But why shouldn't they get access to those things? They are human beings.

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poetryandwine · 22/08/2026 17:49

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 17:26

Legal immigration contributes to the economy, what does illegal immigration contribute once asylum has been granted? Many go into the black economy. Many go on benefits. Many bring their family over, adding to the burden, and strain on housing, health care, education etc.

Please see my post of a couple of minutes ago.

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 17:49

titbumwillypoo · 22/08/2026 17:48

But why shouldn't they get access to those things? They are human beings.

The point is they shouldn’t be here

Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:49

titbumwillypoo · 22/08/2026 17:48

But why shouldn't they get access to those things? They are human beings.

Yep. And so are the rest of us. Does anyone else get a grand a week accommodation paid for?? Or are some human beings worth more than others?

NancyThompson · 22/08/2026 17:50

titbumwillypoo · 22/08/2026 17:48

But why shouldn't they get access to those things? They are human beings.

But why should the UK taxpayer be the ones responsible for providing them?

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:51

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 17:04

Again- they don’t speak English!

None of them?

Why do British immigrants who don’t speak the language flock to Spain?

themoonandhalfacrown · 22/08/2026 17:51

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WorkHardPlay · 22/08/2026 17:53

Limeandfigs · 22/08/2026 17:20

if they are ‘seeking asylum’ then yes, they have refugee protection under international law

I refer you to this part of your own post.

If they are making an asylum claim then domestic law is superseded by Art 31 of the Refugee Convention which renders your first sentence moot.

Yes, and if their claim is rejected, they are then in fact …. ILLEGAL.

themoonandhalfacrown · 22/08/2026 17:53

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:51

None of them?

Why do British immigrants who don’t speak the language flock to Spain?

Those I know do speak Spanish.
They like the weather and pay into the Spanish economy.

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 17:53

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:51

None of them?

Why do British immigrants who don’t speak the language flock to Spain?

Not comparable. Brits who go to live in Spain contribute hugely to the economy and many have learned or go on to learn Spanish. They are not a burden

Obeseandashamed · 22/08/2026 17:54

Limeandfigs · 22/08/2026 16:04

Under international law, it is not illegal to enter a country without authorisation in order to claim asylum.

So no, they have not committed a crime.

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Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:54

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:51

None of them?

Why do British immigrants who don’t speak the language flock to Spain?

Does Spain provide free hotels for these " British immigrants "? Free interpreters? Healthcare? Dentistry? Food?And a tenner a week for pocket money? If they do, sign me up, I'm good to go.

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:54

Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:49

Yep. And so are the rest of us. Does anyone else get a grand a week accommodation paid for?? Or are some human beings worth more than others?

Prisoners. The U.K. spends more on prisons than it does on asylum seekers.

Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:56

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:54

Prisoners. The U.K. spends more on prisons than it does on asylum seekers.

Prisoners? Jeez, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one.

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:56

Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:54

Does Spain provide free hotels for these " British immigrants "? Free interpreters? Healthcare? Dentistry? Food?And a tenner a week for pocket money? If they do, sign me up, I'm good to go.

That wasn’t the question.

People are asking why they choose here (some who don’t speak the language), I am asking why British Immigrants choose Spain.

aquashiv · 22/08/2026 17:56

Oh, Ffs, why not focus on the lying grifters who steal from taxpayers by paying very little. Start with Farage

Owninterpreter · 22/08/2026 17:56

I think people just have a poor understanding of international law and diplomatic relations if they think its easy.

But the government does deport people and this government more than the previous one.

NancyThompson · 22/08/2026 17:57

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:56

That wasn’t the question.

People are asking why they choose here (some who don’t speak the language), I am asking why British Immigrants choose Spain.

It's two entirely separate issues. British people who immigrate to Spain are not asking the Spanish taxpayer to support them.

Pussygaloregalapagos · 22/08/2026 17:57

Just offer 2 years residency with right to work and no access to public funds for £5k each… less than it costs to come on a blow up boat and govt banks £5k and all the tax they (hopefully) will pay.

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 17:57

Obeseandashamed · 22/08/2026 17:54

📣📣📣📣

Funny how many politicians still refer to the boat people as illegal immigrants

InterestedDad37 · 22/08/2026 18:01

Sounds great, what could possibly go wrong?

themoonandhalfacrown · 22/08/2026 18:01

Amusia · 22/08/2026 17:54

Does Spain provide free hotels for these " British immigrants "? Free interpreters? Healthcare? Dentistry? Food?And a tenner a week for pocket money? If they do, sign me up, I'm good to go.

Me gusto mucho la idea !.
Yo estoy haciendo las maletas listo para partir !

Allseeingallknowing · 22/08/2026 18:01

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:56

That wasn’t the question.

People are asking why they choose here (some who don’t speak the language), I am asking why British Immigrants choose Spain.

Weather, culture etc etc and people acquire residency, live legally and are paying for everything themselves, healthcare, accommodation etc!

Amusia · 22/08/2026 18:01

BoredZelda · 22/08/2026 17:56

That wasn’t the question.

People are asking why they choose here (some who don’t speak the language), I am asking why British Immigrants choose Spain.

I would imagine it would be something to do with the fact that they've paid their dues, can financially support themselves in another country and can contribute to the economy without taking from it.