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AIBU - to ask you for your worst girl and boy names

484 replies

Mirrorlolo · 22/08/2026 08:38

Asking on behalf of DD who is expecting. What are in your view the worst girl and boy names. for me they are the made up ones like Nevaeh and Jayden

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nevernotmaybe · 22/08/2026 17:38

Katemax82 · 22/08/2026 09:00

Misspelled names are the worst (like Rubi)

Rubi is the spelling of the word itself in some countries, and used a name there. It's not a misspelling because it's not the same as English.

Hurbifore · 22/08/2026 17:38

ThatLilacTiger · 22/08/2026 16:33

Ooh, like what?

Please forgive any spelling mistakes as I'm not sure about some of them and not all of these are of Viking origin but they are definitely Shetland names. Magnus, usually known as Magnie, Harald, Hakon or Haki, Erasmus known as Rasmi, Bjorn, Ragna, Lowrie. Freya, Vaila, Sunniva, Lowra, and Ingrid. I know there's more but I can't mind them at the moment.

Mydogisagentleman · 22/08/2026 17:39

Alan. I do actually know a 14 year old called Alan.
Beyonce lives along the road. She's the palest looking little thing. She has sister called Gypsy

mathanxiety · 22/08/2026 17:41

LimpRat · 22/08/2026 10:52

God yeah! DC has to have lifetime intensive therapy because a handful of unimportant people quizzed a name they haven't heard of before.

Obviously kids have no resilience whatsoever. No attachment to the name us parents gave them with love, which suits them, their friends don't blink an eye at and which they personally like, use since birth and don't want to change or use nicknames for.. Such lack of resilience. It's a burden! Terrible parenting!.etc etc

Yes!

mathanxiety · 22/08/2026 17:45

Timeforachange26 · 22/08/2026 16:36

What's Elsie a nickname for? My aunt was Elsie but on birth certificate as that

Elizabeth.

Libby1233455 · 22/08/2026 17:50

musicandmen · 22/08/2026 09:35

I hate when people change the spelling from the traditional spelled to be cool
I hate double barrelled names. Especially ones that don’t go together/flow

I tip I was given (my child had no name for 4 days) name the man/women not a baby. It’s all well and good given the baby a cute name but they are gonna grow into a teenager and adult and have to have this name for life.

I wanted some horrendous name in my post child birth hormonal state and I am very glad now that my husband said no!!

I dunno, because times change. I have a friend who thinks this, and her kids (ranging in age from 5-11, are called things like Stephen and Paul. But poor Stephen and Paul now stand out, and surely are going to stand out even more among Alfie and Eddie when all grown adult men are called names like that, aren’t they?!

WhomeverSpeaks · 22/08/2026 17:53

AnitaCam · 22/08/2026 12:21

I think being called precious or comfort etc is mega cringe. Like imposing a cutesie script on a real human being.. just so controlling and limiting.

As others have said, these are established African names. I work with nurses with names like this and Gift, Patience, Blessing. I don’t give it a second’s thought.

AllaMova · 22/08/2026 17:55

An American couple named their son Wrigley-Jay, recently. Apparently, the mother is a baby name consultant.

samthepigeon · 22/08/2026 17:55

Aeneas and Ulysses. I am a classics buff, but even I had to snigger/roll my eyes (sorry, just seems too pretentious). Oh, and Grim (an American friend's son; I think grim may not mean the same to them as it does to us?)

Coinkidinki · 22/08/2026 18:00

SpaceShark · 22/08/2026 16:42

👆There's always one.

Over 40 people seem to be in agreement based on reactions and responses, so I am hardly a lone voice.

RobertaFirmino · 22/08/2026 18:01

What on earth possesses people to use the name Nellie? They are going to get called Smelly Nellie or Nellie the Elephant. The playground is a cruel place.

An acquaintance has recently given birth to a little Carol. Named after her late grandma. I expect young Barry, mentioned at the start, will be named after a much loved relative too.

WhomeverSpeaks · 22/08/2026 18:01

BunnyLake · 22/08/2026 16:49

Same difference.

What’s names like Ben and Sara got to do with either interpretation of AH though?

Edited

why are so many people struggling to understand that post. The poster said that she doesn’t like names which connect to people she has known personally who have been arseholes. That’s it.

TheOnlyWayIsIlford · 22/08/2026 18:27

WhomeverSpeaks · 22/08/2026 17:53

As others have said, these are established African names. I work with nurses with names like this and Gift, Patience, Blessing. I don’t give it a second’s thought.

My s London state school kids (and all their classmates) seamlessly absorbed a range of names - West African, East African, Polish, Vietnamese, Hindu Indian, Arabic etc etc, as well as ‘creative’ and rarer British names, all without the slightest need for the immature classist, racist ‘ooh er’ ignorance of the average MN thread.

Its pathetic

TheOnlyWayIsIlford · 22/08/2026 18:31

RobertaFirmino · 22/08/2026 18:01

What on earth possesses people to use the name Nellie? They are going to get called Smelly Nellie or Nellie the Elephant. The playground is a cruel place.

An acquaintance has recently given birth to a little Carol. Named after her late grandma. I expect young Barry, mentioned at the start, will be named after a much loved relative too.

My Dc has a friend Nellie and NONE of that has been said.

They just don’t tease and bully around names.

It comes of living with and actually understanding diversity and respect.

Unlike the sniggering common on MN

Khayker · 22/08/2026 18:44

rainbowbee9 · 22/08/2026 09:06

I love the name Odin. My best friend is called Odin/Odie. Not that unusual!

My friend's dog is Odin

WhomeverSpeaks · 22/08/2026 18:50

TheOnlyWayIsIlford · 22/08/2026 18:31

My Dc has a friend Nellie and NONE of that has been said.

They just don’t tease and bully around names.

It comes of living with and actually understanding diversity and respect.

Unlike the sniggering common on MN

Yes. My kids (London) are young adults and never mocked names or had their names mocked.

JustAQuestion12 · 22/08/2026 18:53

TheOnlyWayIsIlford · 22/08/2026 18:31

My Dc has a friend Nellie and NONE of that has been said.

They just don’t tease and bully around names.

It comes of living with and actually understanding diversity and respect.

Unlike the sniggering common on MN

Quite

The notion that it's sensible to check if the snobs who dominate this site find a name acceptable is so depressing I don't know where to start.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/08/2026 19:05

Timeforachange26 · 22/08/2026 16:44

That was an allegro

Who thought it was a good idea to have two cars such similar names? One letter different! Don't they have something like Equity Cards for motors like they have for actors, they need to change if there's already an actor with that name ?

Beanzmeanz · 22/08/2026 19:14

Hunter for a girl shouted across Asda as Unter - they tend to drop the H in my part of the world!!

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/08/2026 19:22

CillianMurphyhasbeautifuleyes · 22/08/2026 15:20

AH stands for asshole
there is a Reddit (or something) forum called AITAH; am I the asshole?
it’s similar to AIBU.

Unless you’re a Yank, it’s ARSEhole.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/08/2026 19:27

WhomeverSpeaks · 22/08/2026 17:53

As others have said, these are established African names. I work with nurses with names like this and Gift, Patience, Blessing. I don’t give it a second’s thought.

In a hotel in Nigeria I’ve seen Mortality on a waiter’s name badge.

PrettyLittleRose · 22/08/2026 19:27

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/08/2026 19:05

Who thought it was a good idea to have two cars such similar names? One letter different! Don't they have something like Equity Cards for motors like they have for actors, they need to change if there's already an actor with that name ?

There was no such car as an Austin Allegra.

Only the Austin Allegro.

Brownbear8 · 22/08/2026 19:32

Artemis
Hero
Ever
Leon
Milo
Neveah
Kane/Dane/Wayne etc

Personally don’t like the really popular names, especially boys names like Harry, Henry, Alfie, Archie, Jackson and all the names like Jayden, Kayden etc, but I appreciate there’s clearly lots that do like them.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/08/2026 19:33

IStillHearTheWaves · 22/08/2026 12:47

Give it a decade or so and the Keiths and Barries will be back 😅

And the Lindas and Christines.

DemonsandMosquitoes · 22/08/2026 19:36

Anything ending in ie.

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