Bum out in Aldi

[Ohgiveoverwillyou]

Just out shopping in Aldi today and a woman (older) and husband shopping, she had her bikini bottoms on and a sort of short cover up
top (not covering her bum)
Aibu to not really want to be near this whilst reaching for my cheese?

Yes, covered all bases (slight pun intended).

You don't want to be near people's dressed bottoms? , was she sitting on your cheese??

But that presumes we dotn think you're even OLDER or just jealous you don't have the same body confidence

Aldi, always good a nice peach

You need to learn how to turn the other cheek OP.

That was my first thought too (wouldn't get that in Waitrose).

Why would anyone walk around with their arse out? I just don't get it.

Me neither!

Maybe i’m just a massive prude (but don’t think I am?)
I would just feel really uncomfortable walking around a supermarket in my pants

So many arseholes on display today!

Somehow the context of this thread makes 'reaching for my cheese' sound utterly filthy.

Chill out. An Aldi near the beach is fair game. We often pop in on our way home from a sea swim with just a towel poncho over our wet togs (we sit on ‘bags for life’ in the car if I forget the extra towels.) Sometimes we go to the M&S food hall. But Waitrose is not enroute sadly.

I saw a man with a snake round his neck in Waitrose. But he did have his trousers on 😀

If you are covered in sand, with your buttocks hanging out, that’s just not hygienic. Sorry, but can’t you slip a pair of shorts on?

I don’t mind bums as a rule. Topless men though? Bleurgh.

That said everyone should have a right to not see naked bums in the cheese aisle. Therefore YANBU

But is it a long ish poncho? Does it cover your arse? This was a short beach top 🤷🏻‍♀️and pants, bit like Donald Duck except with some pants at least

I think you will find they are huge in Aldi.

Were they red trousers? I bet they were fucking red trousers.

Well Aldi is at the bottom of the pack let's face it

'wet togs'

We have one of those amongst us, people

Waitrose wang out Wednesday tomorrow?

Don’t worry about people making an arse of themselves, we all have one after all. 😂

This made me laugh. I.do think it's out of order to dress like that.

Ugh! Am not a fan even on holiday when tourists trudge into the little family-run mini markets in their flip flops & speedos and sweat all over the fridges 🤢

It’s the fashion at the moment. Very teeny shorts that only cover half of your bum cheeks. Not very flattering for most and definitely look uncomfortable.

This is why some places - particularly near the coast - have express rules about this kind of thing. Otherwise you would have people sitting in a restaurant in their bikinis.